Bridgford Ram

I am, amongst other things, it isn't that I don't enjoy all that business it is just a lot to pick up.
There is a lot of reading to do - which if I am being honest I often can't be arsed with, probably explaining why I find it hard!  I came to work today with a list of questions to ask my mate who has been playing it since Christmas - and he's off work!

There is to begin with, but if you're referring to crafting/alchemy, after a certain point you don't need to bother with them. 

Just started playing Witcher 3 after finishing Watchdogs.  Really like it so far but there is a lot to learn!

Something annoying happened to me at a door near my desk at work a couple of weeks ago.  I went through and a bloke was coming the other way, a little bit too far away for me to hold it, but I did anyway.  Firstly he didn't make any effort to speed up - I realise there is no obligation on his part to do so, but secondly as he went through the door he made no effort to take the holding of the door off me - just walked through clean.  No thank you either.
I have to admit to hearing myself mutter the c-word.

The fact that the scoreboard clocks in football grounds all stop at 90, rather than count through added time.  Who are they protecting?  The refs?

Something annoying happened to me at a door near my desk at work a couple of weeks ago.  I went through and a bloke was coming the other way, a little bit too far away for me to hold it, but I did anyway.  Firstly he didn't make any effort to speed up - I realise there is no obligation on his part to do so, but secondly as he went through the door he made no effort to take the holding of the door off me - just walked through clean.  No thank you either.
I have to admit to hearing myself mutter the c-word.

Jesus, was thinking of having one in my cock end - might reconsider at those sorts of prices.

Jesus, was thinking of having one in my cock end - might reconsider at those sorts of prices.

The fact that the scoreboard clocks in football grounds all stop at 90, rather than count through added time.  Who are they protecting?  The refs?

Yes it's the rules apparently. As the refs can add further time on at their discretion (most commonly for timewasting in stoppage time). So the rules are that you can't show added time in case it goes over and the players, and the crowd start questioning the ref's discretion
Same reason they can replay goals on the big screen, but they can't replay contentious decisions like offsides, handballs  red cards etc
Basically nothing that can undermine the authority of the ref's decisions
 

Also, international breaks.  No proper football for a week - and I am not a 24/7 football fan.
If it were up to me I'd get rid of all the international breaks, shorted the season by 8 weeks (or whatever it'd save) and then have the qualifying groups as short tournaments at the end of the season in odd number years.

It used to be one of the best KFCs in the country, when it first opened, then I left and it went down hill 

Forgetting to run the toothpaste on your toothbrush under the tap before you start brushing.

Watched T2: Trainspotting today.  Loved it.  Lots of references to the original without relying on it.  If you liked the original, you'll love it. 8/10.

Positive discrimination.
Gets my goat.
Positive discrimination is discrimination.

When you've just showered & got dressed etc & then realise you need a poo.

On that; the women in my office on Slimming World who complain they've not lost any weight, but refuse to acknowledge they're still grazing on biscuits and treats all day. Who then get upset at me when I point this out. 
I will admit I am on said diet, I have stuck to it and lost a decent chunk of weight this past month, what helps has not been eating a pack of biscuits every day! 

Watched T2: Trainspotting today.  Loved it.  Lots of references to the original without relying on it.  If you liked the original, you'll love it. 8/10.

I would rather there was button you could press that made all the sinks and toilets back up explosively.
Like firing it into the air. Watch the panic.
TV gold.

We bought a call blocker unit for our elderly and befuddled neighbours.
They were forever getting into conversations with cold call companies who obviously spread the word about them until they were literally getting calls every few minutes,24 hours a day including international numbers.
I installed the £25 call blocker and it stopped the calls getting through dead.
I bought one for us and my mum as well now.
These things must really piss off the cold callers.
 

Happens to me all the time. Winds me right up. Also this. I'll pull into the car park of a supermarket as an example and I always park where there are lots of empty bays at either side of me.
Anyway, I've parked up and turned the engine off and started to fumble around for money and bits and bobs.Then about 10 seconds before I plan to open my car door some bonehead will swing his / her car right into the bay next to my drivers door so I can hardly get out.

I prefer to go at work.  There's a lovely spacious disabled loo that nobody except me uses, where I can gather my thoughts and not have to listen to blokes who believe the louder the bowel movements, the manlier they are.

Do you know what really cheers me up? When I have a poo and then wipe, but there is no poo on the paper. It feels like my body is telling me that nothing will go wrong that day.

Missus' childhood friend gets married. So that's already £200+ for stag weekend with loads of blokes you don't know or like...similar expenditure for missus on the hen-do BEFORE you even start. Then £150 for hotel for the wedding, £150 for new dress/shoes for her, £50 for present... £80 on overpriced drinks on the day. Listen to loads of speeches from people you don't know whilst starving and uncomfortable (too tight suit as you refused to spend even more money) sat with people you don't know..except from one bloke and his missus who they probably think you got on ok with on stag-do. Crappy disco and hanging around until you can slip away and get to bed. 
What's not to like?