Gritstone Ram

Genuine question, where did barn owls live before we built barns and what were they called?

43 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said:

I won't pretend I was going originally 😂

My son is over for two weeks and goes back to Dubai on the 23rd. My bday is the 24th so he's only gone and booked corporate for all the family for the Stoke game.

I think he would secretly have preferred to go the match with his old mates but he has 4 kids and his missus in tow - all stopping at ours btw, its absolute carnage. 3 bed ex council house with 8 of us in it. Trying to get into the toilet is worse than trying to get served in the SS at half time............

Anyroads, we're in a box and will have the Uttox Rams flag out somewhere. If it doesn't end up on @Inverurie Ram's flag thread I'll be having words with him!

 

Omg 😱 did you take advantage of Maggies right to buy??

Good grief I’m wasted after that. 

Good turn out

Matlock is rammed

Signed

Applications to join ‘Just Stop Oil’ have gone through the roof. It’s the only way to guarantee tickets to major sporting events.

I can see Archie Gemmill in the middle.

18 hours ago, angieram said:

Isn't there a public car park near to Sainsbury's? That's where I'm heading for.

Yes that’s a good one to go to or on top of M&S it was more a watch out for street parking because there are a few places on Lime Tree Road that the police are particularly keen to ticket cars parking where there are solid white lines in the road but no yellow lines and Derbyshire Dales have a fleet of traffic wardens in the summer.

If you are coming to Matlock on Saturday be careful where you park. The police and wardens will be out in force.

How long are they on sale for?

Robert Maxwells Cap

6 hours ago, SKRam said:

Hold Me Now is a stonkingly great tune though pushing it to say finest pop band ever 

There was three of them for a start and they weren’t related.

28 minutes ago, CBX1985 said:

It was Galatasaray.  The bid was in Turkish Lira.   

Current exchange rate is £145,000 

Guns and Roses were good but tonight either the sound was crap on TV or if I’d paid to watch that I’d be asking for my money back.

2 minutes ago, CBX1985 said:

Yes.

He is marching his troops Moscow bound and then, despite travelling hundreds of miles capitulates to a Russian (Proxy) ally in Belarus.

I would suggest he was told "you retreat and go to Belarus, or we drop a tactical nuclear device on you and your men in five minutes'.  He, and his men, at least have a small chance of survival this way.

It was a quick turnaround.

I would suggest that Yevgeny Prigozhin is very careful what he eats and maybe open his door with lead gloves.

9 hours ago, Premier ram said:

I wonder how many Rams fans were inspired when we signed Bobby Davison from Halifax, he wasn’t too bad in the end was he

I was very excited when he signed after seeing him against us in the Milk Cup.

5 hours ago, angieram said:

Yep, spent all that extra effort moving up to 20+ and I needn't have bothered! 😉

(I'm assuming this means that there isn't any away game last season where there weren't enough tickets for 15+ members. It will help the ticket office to spread out the sales periods. 

Which ones wouldn’t you have bothered with?

I don’t think you look at it like for like. McGoldrick was a nice to have but I reckon we’ll have someone score more than him this season.

Have Cardiff got an embargo?

51 minutes ago, SK47 said:

I was born In Sandwell hospital (West Brom) but moved away when I was 10. I am fully allowed to mock Birmingham and the surrounding areas.

So my point (very tongue in cheek joke btw) still remains 

I found out my Great Grandmother came from Rowley Regis I was devastated at the thought that I could have supported another club.

How about we rename the stadium Prime Park.