Malagaram

About 210 miles mate.??

While I agree that you wouldn’t know if a wilja was grown in Price Charles’s garden or the village idiots field in Lincoln. You can taste difference in varieties.

It's another one I'm clueless about mate. I'm sure you'll get experienced advice on how to cope on here
All I can say is hang in there. Roll with the shots and one day you'll treasure his life more than mourn his death I guess. We all think of how we'll be remembered and none of us want our passing to be the story. Hopefully you will soon get to a point where you can celebrate his life. 
Don't know how you get there. Time heals?  All the best, mostyn

No David,if you read my post I said that I think we will be entertaining Cardiff next season,meaning they will have dropped a league and will be playing in the Championship next year,alongside Derby

Anyone who saw him foulmouthing on the bye line yesterday will know what good taste Neil Warnock has,and it is looking like we will have to entertain him next year.

Always best to kneel. 

Of course not,had to laugh myself after his interview on Sky Sports,when he said that the ref had cost his team £250,000

Would still slap the bitch... Smokers meh.. Unfortunately the considerate ones are sadly well outnumbered by complete tossers.

Slap the selfish bitch? Too harsh?

No need for it. 
I smoke, but have never smoked in the house, nor would I smoke in an outdoor area, home or abroad, when it's obvious the tables around me don't, I just stretch the legs and wonder around outside.
Then I go back to the table, only to see the family with a high chair chuffing away at the next table!
I have to say, especially in Spain, they often have an outdoor veranda that's totally enclosed where smoking is allowed, but just because it's allowed still doesn't make it right.

Indian tonight,at the best Indian Restaurant on the Costa del Sol,it is called Sai,in La Cala de Mijas,if you are in town can thoroughly recommend.

The Manchester manager Jose Morinho flies to Khabul to watch a young Afgan boy play football,he is suitably impressed and asks the young boy to come over to Manchester.Two weeks later Manchester are 2.0 down to Watford with only 20 minuites left,Morinho gives the nod and the young lad is on the pitch.He is a sensation and scores 3 times in the last 20 minuites as United win 3.2.The fans,coaches and manager love their new star.When the player comes off the pitch to tell his mum about his first game for United,he tells her how he scored 3 goals and tht everybody loved him at Old Trafford."just wonderfull" his mum said,let me tell you about my day,your father got shot in the street,your sister and I got ambushed and assaulted,she would have been raped if a policeman hadn't seen what was happening,and your brother has joined a gang of looters and set fire to some buildings.The young lad is very upset and says to his mother I am really sorry.Sorry! sorry!,its your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place.
 

Those new Money Supermarket, Action Man ads.... We have a code P A R T Y..
Arghhhhhhhh 

Whats in the takeaway ?

The dogs flicked it under there to warm it up

Whats in the takeaway ?

Whats in the takeaway ?

Whats in the takeaway ?

Whats in the takeaway ?

A Christmas one,St.Peter met 3 men at the Pearly Gates and said to them you will have to show me something Christmasey.
Number I.Took a lighter out of his pocket,lit it and said "This represents the Christmas Candles"
Number 2. Took out his keys rattling them and said "They represent the Christas bells"
Number 3.Put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a pair of Ladies Panties,St Peter looked aghast at him and said what have a pair of Panties got to do with Christmas,number 3 looked at him and said "Their Caroles"

No,I got very lazy in my old age,we have a fantastic Indian restaurant near to us,it is called Sai,in La Cala,the food is excellent,the chef is Punjabi,my partner who is Indian says this is the best Indian food she has tasted outside of India.If any reader on here is visiting this area,very close to Fuengirola,I would thoroughly recommend,the owner is called Mukinder,he will make you feel very welcome.Merry Christmas.

No,I got very lazy in my old age,we have a fantastic Indian restaurant near to us,it is called Sai,in La Cala,the food is excellent,the chef is Punjabi,my partner who is Indian says this is the best Indian food she has tasted outside of India.If any reader on here is visiting this area,very close to Fuengirola,I would thoroughly recommend,the owner is called Mukinder,he will make you feel very welcome.Merry Christmas.

No,I got very lazy in my old age,we have a fantastic Indian restaurant near to us,it is called Sai,in La Cala,the food is excellent,the chef is Punjabi,my partner who is Indian says this is the best Indian food she has tasted outside of India.If any reader on here is visiting this area,very close to Fuengirola,I would thoroughly recommend,the owner is called Mukinder,he will make you feel very welcome.Merry Christmas.

#Malagaram This is the recipe I have used in the past from BBC Food website, very nice vary the amount of chilli to suit your taste.
500g potatoes - Aloo
2 tbs vegetable oil
 large onion - diced
2.5cm cube of fresh ginger - shredded (or 1 tsp ginger powder)
1 tsp chilli powder (optional) or two chopped fresh green Chillies 
1 tsp (white) cumin seeds - jeera
1 tsp garam masala
1 tsp mango powder (optional)
1 tsp mustard seeds 
1 tsp sesimi seeds
1 tsp turmeric 
method;
Scrub the potatoes well and cut to bite size (no need to peel). Place potatoes in a pan of salted boiling water and boil until cooked but still firm.
Heat the vegetable oil in a frypan. Fry the cumin and mustard seeds until they start to pop, put to one side. 
Fry the ginger for about a minute, put to one side.
Fry the onion until opaque not quite soft, then add the turmeric, mango powder, chili powder and cook together for 2 minutes. Combine the cumin, mustard seeds, sesimi seeds and cooked ginger with the spiced onion adding a little of the potato's salt water if needed to form a runny paste and add the garam masala.
Add the potatoes to the fry pan mixture and stir gently until fully coated.

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
 
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
 
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
 
Floor 1 - These men have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
 
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
 
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
 
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
 
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
 
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.