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On the Wii??? ??

PES suffers for me from still hiring the same bloke that designed the menus on the snes, seems unaware that we've moved on and designing what wouldn't look out of place in Cleethorpes arcades.

Their online game modes are basically boring, FIFA have set the bar with Ultimate Team, Konami couldn't even spell bar. As a result the player base is tiny and soon drifts off towards Xmas taking longer to find games and any fun.

Finally the lack of licences, FIFA beat them to the punch and now you're left installing patches to the game that the community have to make, ain't got time for that ****.

Don't see why any NES game wouldn't suit touch screen mobiles, was only 4 directions and 2 buttons

1 minute ago, Srg said:

I downloaded an emulator onto my Kindle the other week, worked like a charm.

Not got a Kindle, Apple haven't made one yet.

Seriously tho why hasn't Nintendo taken the plunge into iOS and Android, both could easily run Mario Kart and other classics, straight up £9.99 per game, no in app purchases they would kill it in the app stores.

Donkey Kong, Super Mario.....it's not like they have to design a whole new game either.

Madness why they are being so stubborn. 

Picked up a 3DS XL as I had a craving for Mario Kart, those things are hard to hold, never have I felt too old for gaming, designed for kids hands ?

No.

Just now, Alpha said:

What did you eat??

A denture, was a bit chewy, like a Xbox controller, wouldn't recommend 

5 minutes ago, Alpha said:

What did you do? Wash pots? 

Today I've sat around waiting for a golden poo so not as exciting tbh

1 minute ago, Alpha said:

Yeah, and I love it!! 

How do you know if you're not playing it?.....

1 minute ago, Alpha said:

No knobbers on it so far.

2 minutes ago, StringerBell said:

Bourne isn't predictable then? Because the first three are the same film.

Nope, not at all, decent ending as well

Star Trek Beyond 2/10. Best part of the film was the box of Krax. Predictable, as soon as she came in, help me rescue my ship, it's a trap don't do it!.....oh you did it. No real twists to the storyline, no meat to it at all. Look out for it in Tesco bargain basket for £2.50 next year.

Jason Bourne 10/10. Classic Bourne, what more can be said. Matt Damon is back, hunky as ever, thought the car chase went it a bit far at the end but not enough to ruin another awesome film. 

Ghostbusters N/A. Only saw the first 40 minutes or so, fanny fart joke gave me a chuckle. Seemed enough adult humour in there to keep you entertained if taking the kids.

Trading my PS4 in for this.

26 minutes ago, RicME85 said:

http://www.steamcompletionist.net/76561197999876157/ - Thats whats in my library

Would have been quicker to post whats not in your library, need to get out more!

Pub lock in. Sat on the bog having a number 2

Needs some ketchup on that.........what is it?

Don't know if I dare ask what that is, looks like pork crackling on raw chicken

Just now, froggg said:

All about taste my dear chap, lager has none. 

You want to lay off the garlic, playing havoc with your tastebuds

That's clearly not a raise. Stella glass, San Miguel liquid

The missus, she likes something floating in the bath apparently

7 hours ago, froggg said:

Down the beach near Malaga.

Have you fallen over?

Sat on the toilet

1 hour ago, froggg said:

Where in a cave, that is dark

Black out blind + phone camera 

In bed

PES trailer looks rubbish as ever

13 minutes ago, BurtonRam7 said:

All right then ladies and gents, I've taken your advice and looked at the polls. Whilst I like the suggestions of reading the forum to unwind, the temptation to browse whilst revising would still be present, therefore I think I will get myself banned (for a month if possible). I've enjoyed my time here on the forum, I'll miss you all terribly. I hereby instruct @David, @Boycie, @Srg, @eddie and all mods and members to go **** themselves. Thanks for all the good luck messages and I'll see you in a month.

Permanent ban for that.