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Think you have lived to be 75 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens...


An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Last night, at half time... after the Martians had landed, but before they died of the common cold!
Bloody fantastic gig... not that I'm an expert on "gigs"!
 
 

Home made Chinese Chicken Curry (very spicy) with actifry chips, all washed down with a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

You’ll not curry any favour on here like that ?

Move along now Boycie, there's a new man in town... I've fixed that for you!

Home made Chinese Chicken Curry (very spicy) with actifry chips, all washed down with a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

Home made Chinese Chicken Curry (very spicy) with actifry chips, all washed down with a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

I bought a dry fryer from McArthur Glen. I used it once and I said to the mother in law that I wished I hadn't bought it because it was too big for the kitchen. So she took it to her house. She just took it. She literally just told her husband to put it in their car as they were leaving. It was like £100 And she just took it. It's in her kitchen now. I still can't believe it.

Home made Chinese Chicken Curry (very spicy) with actifry chips, all washed down with a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

Close but no cigar, Southbourne Overcliff.

Bench on Sea?

I have some important information about fried eggs. You don't need to waste time basting to get the perfect egg. Just make sure they're fresh and crucially - cover the pan!
Then you'll get eggs like this (I made a gif of today's brunch) every time. 

You're welcome x

Been looking forward to this all day - left over Sunday roast (bubble & squeaked) with a dollop of HP. 

Dear lord in his mercy ?

Don’t fall for his tricks iRam.
I’ve never recovered fully from his best tasting blindfolded sausage test.

Got it..
 

Igor is 15 weeks on Friday,24 kg today,projected weight at this stage is 150lbs.

Found Belle in a cardboard box at the side of a road whilst I was based in Cyprus, she was less that a week old so what was I going to do?
Suffice to say she has behavioral issues. Despite raising the garden fence to 10 foot she could still leap over and terrorize the neighbors. Food that was cooking on BBQs and children's tea off their plates was her specialty. Once while I was out looking for her I was confronted by my rather angry 2IC  who went into detail about what he would do if she "attacked" his children again.
Managed to get her back to the UK as a rescue dog - but it still cost me a packet.
Named her after the childrens tv show Belle and Sebastian.
 

Millie