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Daughter and her partner moving in with us, while their new house is being built. Means I get to play with my grandchildren even more.

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?

I think he's just waiting for the rest of the northern classic to be placed on top of the first digestive.
 
 
 

I think he's just waiting for the rest of the northern classic to be placed on top of the first digestive.
 
 
 

I think he's just waiting for the rest of the northern classic to be placed on top of the first digestive.
 
 
 

Daughter and her partner moving in with us, while their new house is being built. Means I get to play with my grandchildren even more.

Daughter and her partner moving in with us, while their new house is being built. Means I get to play with my grandchildren even more.

I've always thought toilet doors should be designed so you pull them open when entering and push them open when leaving.

Men who don't wash their hands after using a public toilet. It means I then have to touch, with my freshly washed hands, the same door handle that they have just contaminated when opening the door to leave.

Men who don't wash their hands after using a public toilet. It means I then have to touch, with my freshly washed hands, the same door handle that they have just contaminated when opening the door to leave.

Second rule...

Second rule...

Gerry Adams a man who for years advocated and condoned violence. As the nerve to complain when an explosive device damaged a car on his drive. He called the perpetrators irresponsible as his grandchildren had been playing there, only minutes before.
Pity he never showed the same concern when hundreds of innocent people were maimed and killed during the troubles in Northern Ireland.

Never mind the veg, where's the other half of the pie?

Hope he raked the wet sand when he finished or did it get reclassified as a water hazard. 

Hope he raked the wet sand when he finished or did it get reclassified as a water hazard. 

Hope he raked the wet sand when he finished or did it get reclassified as a water hazard. 

Cheapskate. Gave a £1 donations for a similar cake when I was at the Royal on Tuesday. 
Happy Birthday to much loved, under funded and often abused National Health Service.?

Cheapskate. Gave a £1 donations for a similar cake when I was at the Royal on Tuesday. 
Happy Birthday to much loved, under funded and often abused National Health Service.?

Cheapskate. Gave a £1 donations for a similar cake when I was at the Royal on Tuesday. 
Happy Birthday to much loved, under funded and often abused National Health Service.?

I thought you were trying to take another picture of your toes but you were holding your phone the wrong way round.

I found that popping an e in always makes things better.

I found that popping an e in always makes things better.

I see it came with chips.

I see it came with chips.