Mucker1884
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Mucker1884 reacted to Wolfie20 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
All the roosters with their combs out
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Mucker1884 reacted to admira in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I've started a dating site for chickens.
It's not my full-time job, I'm just doing it to make hens meet ...
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from Boycie in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Agreed.
Jet washed last week, which made that more obvious. (Didn't even jet wash it last year!)
I'll be onto it as soon as the opportunity arises.
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Mucker1884 reacted to Boycie in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Needs sealing pronto mate, ?
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Mucker1884 reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
There's going to be a round of applause for couriers and delivery drivers.
It will be some time between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.
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Mucker1884 reacted to Angry Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
There was a beer in my hand.. up down, up down.. Hench now.
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Mucker1884 reacted to ViewsFromTheMiddle in Random stuff that cheers me up thread
My third nephew being born.
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from GboroRam in What are you eating tonight
There's no room in there... it's full of the hand gel I bought in January!
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from richinspain in What are you eating tonight
Psst... wanna buy some loo roll...
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from froggg in What are you eating tonight
Psst... wanna buy some loo roll...
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight
Psst... wanna buy some loo roll...
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Mucker1884 reacted to Pearl Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
You’re lucky he didn’t tell you you’d got German Diesels. ?
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Mucker1884 reacted to i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
9th day in self-isolation. I worry for the future.
Wife: Do you want anything to eat.
What are the choices?
Wife: Yes or ducking No.
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Mucker1884 reacted to Gritstone Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Latest news, Dyson are going to provide 10000 ventilators. They tried the first one and the patient has started to pick up.
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Mucker1884 reacted to Parsnip in What are you eating tonight
Using some of this free time to try and inject a bit of culture into my kid's dinnertimes.
This is poulét èt páin served as a stack on a potato góufre and a swirl of tômate jùs. All washed down with a chocolate nesquik.
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Mucker1884 reacted to Day in Forum Issues
Yes. I think so. But then it’s like 6.40am and I’ve not been to sleep yet so who knows
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
She really don't wanna be doing that. It looks highly dangerous!
She ought to tell him to step away!
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Mucker1884 reacted to Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Steer clear of Tesco. This poor lass had her temperature taken anally earlier today before being allowed in store.
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from Angry Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
No. I'm with you all the way.
I'm an ex (industrial) roofer. Sweeping the lying water away from large (walk-able) gutters is even more soothing! You should try it!
Sat watching flames dance? Pfft!
Fish swimming in circles in a tank? Whatever! ?
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Mucker1884 reacted to Angry Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Is it just me who finds a weird calmness when jet washing.. I could do it for hours.
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Mucker1884 got a reaction from Angry Ram in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Lovely that!
Jet washed our front (drive) yesterday. Doing the back today. No plans to seal this year though (Patterned concrete) Maybe next year.
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Mucker1884 reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.
