Mucker1884

Dear Mr warne, I would just like to offer my sincere gratitude for your part is what has proven to be a most memorable season. Even through those harshest of winter evenings, and unlike any winter before, not once have I considered staying at home in front of the fire, and foregoing the opportunity to traipse to to the game at Pride Park. And that is all down to you, good sir. ... I just wished I'd tried Bobble hats sooner! 👀

I couldn't bear to spend such filthy lucre!

Imps to beat Pompey. Oxford to win at Exeter. Both finish on 77 Cobblers to snatch a draw at Barnsley... who end on 76, and drop out of the PO zone! Carlsberg, anyone? 🍻

Must admit, I was dreading it all getting settled today. Next week's game would have been such an anti-climax! Who wants to get promoted early? Ooh no, thank you very much. Now we have something to look forward to. We have hope, expectation, excitement, anticipation, and lots and lots of laundry! 👀 I've ordered some beta-blockers, and checked out where the nearest heart-zapping machine is (To PPS). I'm buzzing. What a week to be al

Right, let's scrap the next 6 days off the calendar, and just get this next effin' week over and done with!

TIME!!!!!!!

Caught up on here... caught snippets of first half on car radio. Put shopping away at 0-0, unaware of NML's goal until I settled down and put RD back on at 4pm. Cracking goal (seen the vid on here). Now all caught up on here. My thoughts on this second half are...

she is well fit EVERY day, init!

Not sure I have the heart to hang around waiting for PW's grandkids to win us promotion! 🤣

Are you asking or boasting? (Replies by PM only)

I was in a bar on Majorca for that. Bumped into a family of Rams from Spondon. We rocked it! 🐏🍻🍾 Although my tears at full time were somewhat bitter sweet, as I looked on with pride, envy, and glorious sunshine on my back!

Try the Manhattan Mantrap. ... Oh, looks like you've already ordered one! 🤣

Today: Brand new sofa! (Due between 10:30 - 12:00 today) v Carlisle: On the effin' pitch with my mates Snorty, Lino, Rammo, and Charles.

Today is the first day of the rest of our... erm... summer/massive party/play off preparations/forum meltdown* *delete as applicable

Yes. As do many of us. It's a personal favourite. It was @Crewton's vomit-churning reference I was referring to... you'll have to search it, I ain't never repeating dat-shitz!

Dear Derby County, My previous missive to you refers... Ignore stop Forgot about the early kick off stop plenty of time for half baked baguettes later stop looks like i'll have time to invade the pitch with the mob after all, before geting kicked off, go and say hello to @angieram patiently standing... erm, sitting... in the stands, whooping at the belated lap of honour, and still home in time for Sale of the Century on catch up. (*It's from Norwich... It's the quiz of the week). stop regards. feeling a bit more important now cheers stop

I've given that a laughing reaction... but only because I like you. If I ever see you... or anyone else... use that grotesque term again, I will personally seek you out and pull out all your toenails with my teeth, so help us both, Dear God!

Maybe so, but a trained snatch squad wouldn't do any harm. Drag a dozen or so away, 4 months without water, sunlight, or contact with the family, then put them in the dock, before sentencing max bird! (*Did anyone see what I did there? Anyone?) #THAT'LL LEARN 'EM!

Oh yeah! Forgot about the early kick off. I need to reword my letter to the club on the matter! 🤣

The "need to give it to them" is possibly apparent now, seeing as it looks like they've not only stopped calling, but also stopped sending out the bumpf in the post. Stop being so stubborn, and get with it, girlfriend! 😁

Dear Derby County. Could you please advise whether there is a planned lap of honour by the club's players, management, and staff following the final whistle of the game v Carlisle. It's just that, if this isn't planned, I can shoot off straight away, and be home for tea, before you can say "Meh, well that was a pleasant enough afternoon, I guess". However, should this be planned... and executed unhindered... I would be more than happy to stay behind, with I guess 99% of the fans, and applaud all those involved in giving us a wonderful season to remember, showering them all with gratitude and congratulations in equal measure, before partying later in the evening. If you could get back to me it would be most appreciated, as I'll need to know what time Muckerette needs to put the half-baked baguettes in the oven. Yours sincerely, Nobody important.

The minority stumbling and cavorting around the pitch is ("Will be") an inconvenience to the majority. If you want to go on the pitch fine, but it's sad if you spoil the fun for the majority, and spoil the plans currently being mooted by the club as a whole, the players, the staff, the club hierarchy, and their families. By staying in the stands, you, me, and all of us will enjoy celebrating... together. 🐏 #Not holding my breath #Practicing my booing as we speak #save our Lap of Honour #etc