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Are you trying to compare our manager to an "unsexy manager"? Seriously? 😲 Warney is hotter than a steaming espresso in a Sicilian heatwave! #scorchio #Phwarne #I would #Ooh er, missus #etc

What about if you end your opinion with: "... and that is my opinion on the matter. FACT" 👀

I just thought it was a Derby think, what with our proximity to the sea! 👀 #local fish for local people

Yes. I was gonna point you to the previous thread and give you a right good lecturing for starting a new one... but it turns out it was only mentioned in the "Rate the films..." thread, so that would be unfair of me. 🤓👍 Quite an eye opener, and somewhat embarrassing for a good number of folk, including Derby Taxi firm owners, ex-wives of world class pro footballers, and top-tier hotels, as well as the football world itself. He may have been rubbish on the pitch, but he was good at what he was good at... until he got caught, obvs! 👀 It's an interesting watch. Would recommend. 🍻

Cats are the reincarnation of the Devil's children, and are sent back to Earth solely to control the lives of witches and warlocks, aka "cat owners".

Are you sure? I hear the best team failed to make the autos, and have now blown the play-offs too! 👀

Just tuning in, and delighted to see we're about to witness a posthumous Bald Eagle Treble. Marvellous!

#Me too mate. I managed 5 once... but I had been drinking!

Does it affect typing, does anyone know?

Pfft! More nanny state-isms! 🙄 They'll be asking 13 year olds to stop bombing around housing estates on motorbikes without helmets next! 👀

One, Two, Three, Four, Listen to the Ipswich Roar... Oi can't Read, Oi can't roight, bur I can droive a tra-errr

Only had the one go... at Skeggy about 30 years ago... but it was most enjoyable, (and I managed to beat Muckerette!) and in hindsight, I'm quite surprised I haven't had another go (thus far). As @i-Ram says, I'd agree there's nothing not to like. Requires more skill than may be visually evident to some, (ditto golf!) and it appears to be mostly played in convivial surroundings (ditto golf). It appears you now have the opportunity, with the added bonus of expert tuition! You'd be daft not to at least give it a try, imo. #nowt to lose* (*that's for you, @Day)

3 reasons to compare a good wife to a little toe... 1/ They're cute 2/ They provide much needed balance 3/ You never truly appreciate them being around... until you bang them on the coffee table late at night.

I doubt he's an actual goalkeeper... what with half his fingers missing!

I think it perfectly acceptable for taxi drivers to change lanes and/or pull in to the kerb without prior hint nor indication. It's also okay for them to completely block a narrow street (oft with parked cars either side) for 3 or 4 minutes, whilst they wait for their passenger to leave the house and lock up. They have a hard enough job as it is! #guesshowoldIam

Don't get your Nik Naks in a twist. They could be the real McCoys.

Sombreros are gonna be massive this summer.

😂 #Yer canny tek it wi' yer. #Tha's nay pockets in shrouds #etc

Same here... and I'm 61.

Going against the thread title, but this was an excellent decision... Mwahahahahahahaha...

Are they still selling? 😲

I fully expected Paul Jewell's career to take an almost identical trajectory to that of our good friend Kieran Lee, having seen him splayed across the Sunday front pages. He looked THAT good!

Weren't our -21 pts for more than just overspending though? I'd imagine Villa would have had enough about them to have overcome any points deduction handed out to them (Single figures? Low teens at worse?), and thus avoided admin/relegation to L1. Technically I'd agree with you, that they'd be where we are (Championship), but I don't think they'd have experienced what we have over the past couple of years. Anyway, on a more general note, any enemy of Brumshitty is ok by me, so I wish them all the best! 😁

*You're 👀