King Kevin

When I had, ahem calmed down a bit I started to take a friends 12 year old lad on the popside ,we were playing Chelsea and the away fans were banned after throwing the seats on to the pitch the previous season .
They did get in and a scrap started on the popside so I took the lad down the front and put him on the running track .I look back up the terracing to see a line of coppers with a sergeant on the end just watching it go on.
I walked back up the terracing through the punch up and spoke to the sergeant "are you going to sort this out I've got a young lad with me and these buggers aren't even supposed to be here"
The copper looked at me took his helmet off and handed it to me " here son you want it sorting out borrow my helmet "
Pride Park just not the same.

When I had, ahem calmed down a bit I started to take a friends 12 year old lad on the popside ,we were playing Chelsea and the away fans were banned after throwing the seats on to the pitch the previous season .
They did get in and a scrap started on the popside so I took the lad down the front and put him on the running track .I look back up the terracing to see a line of coppers with a sergeant on the end just watching it go on.
I walked back up the terracing through the punch up and spoke to the sergeant "are you going to sort this out I've got a young lad with me and these buggers aren't even supposed to be here"
The copper looked at me took his helmet off and handed it to me " here son you want it sorting out borrow my helmet "
Pride Park just not the same.

You can almost feel the hairs on the back of your neck start to tingle !!!

Say no more my friend.. Mums the word, I won't tell a sole. Honest.
My memories of doing a similar thing with a radio and Luxembourg was The Monster Mash.. Jeeez did I just own up to that?
Half this forum ain't got a Scooby what we are on about. 

Now then young man ,a tranny was short for transistor radio I will have you know, the whistling came from piss poor old technology which means the tranny [or transistor radio ] did not always stayed tuned in , I trust this explanation restores my reputation and puts your filthy mind at rest 

There are so many jokes here I don't know where to start. Sorry Kev but this a cheered me up no end.
Where did you meet this tranny anyway and did nobody notice you taking it upstairs? Why was she whistling?

Getting old ain't for pussies.

The bedclothes acted as an aerial to aid reception of Medium Wave 208 and 49.26 metres on shortwave!??

Not watch related but listening to Radio Luxembourg under the bed clothes on a tranny that faded and whistled is one of my all time early teen memories .Bryan Hyland Sealed with a Kiss always reminds me of that time .   

ooo errr missus

Gritting lorries shot blasting the front of my car .

You may be pleased to know I did just that.Taxi driver pulled up just outside my house and threw a cigarette out of the window ,I picked it up knocked his window and when open just chucked it in with a don't drop litter in my street mouthful.
Have to say I did enjoy him jumping around trying to get his lit stub out of his car .

You may be pleased to know I did just that.Taxi driver pulled up just outside my house and threw a cigarette out of the window ,I picked it up knocked his window and when open just chucked it in with a don't drop litter in my street mouthful.
Have to say I did enjoy him jumping around trying to get his lit stub out of his car .

My Dad coming out the other end of an operation to remove a cancerous growth on hi lung in fine fettle, and the doctots really confident they've got it all!!!

Once in Huddersfield ASDA a lazy fatty tried to get into one of the shop provided mobility scooters and drive off.  They hadn't realised it was plugged in and it went bang!  I think they lost some of their significant weight in that few seconds.

Mobility scooters ,half the people don't need em and they drive around on the pavements and don't give a toss who they run over .One old boy on Friday nearly took my grandson out, needless to say if he had touched him he would be looking for another plane to live on . 

Ex-Pats moaning about Brexit.
I have 2 relatives (wife's step-siblings) who never stop ranting about Brexit on Facebook & moaning about how awful it is.
She has lived in Colorado, USA for over 15 years.
He has been in Mongolia for 3 years but also lived in USA before that.
He posted another one last night & was demanding that remainers stand up and do everything possible to stop the process. YOU HAVEN'T LIVED HERE FOR 20 YEARS AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF RETURNING. GO AWAY YOU MUPPET!
It's only for the sake of family harmony that I haven't ripped either of them to pieces before now.

Then the opposite, where fools driving around with fog lights on a completely clear day.
Or using fog lights in lieu of dipped beam. It's not cool, doesn't make your car look sporty, just makes you look a tool.

When he's about 55 his face will look like laddered tights as everything heads south

They should put them spaces as far away from the store as possible, make the kids walk...

Renault Clio v6 Phase 1
Because you dont see many about, And the looks you get

He would have been able to pick his cassette up of the road straight after he had picked himself up.

I refuse to deal in metric ,if I go in a D.IY. store I insist they talk to me in  feet and inches .Don't they realise we won the war.

I refuse to deal in metric ,if I go in a D.IY. store I insist they talk to me in  feet and inches .Don't they realise we won the war.