Create a Tinder Bio

[Day]

Right, I'm setting you all a challenge to write a Tinder bio for any member on the forum.

Single or married, does not matter, although it probably isn't wise to mention if they are married.

Remember, the aim is to get them matched so any mention of my bald head and small pee pee for example is not going to attract the ladies.

[Boycie]

 

you wanting to steal some idea’s to freshen up your profile?  It’s only been 5 month married hasn’t it?

[Day]

@Boycie

Looking to bring a spark to someone's life, join me for a night in my hot tub and I won't run out of steam, Choo Choo!

[Boycie]

Needs a bit more choke to get it going, no, not a @David chat up line, this thread. 

[1of4]

On 13/09/2022 at 18:33, Boycie said:

Needs a bit more choke to get it going, no, not a @David chat up line, this thread. 

Listing an interest in auto asphyxiation on your tinder profile, may restricted the number of swipes to the right.

[TigerTedd]

You know what’s not a fun game to play when you’re having a lock down night in in the kitchen. You and your mrs set up tinder profiles and see who gets the most swipes throughout the evening. 

my wife got about 50 in 10 minutes. That game ended quickly. 

[Boycie]

1 hour ago, TigerTedd said:

You know what’s not a fun game to play when you’re having a lock down night in in the kitchen. You and your mrs set up tinder profiles and see who gets the most swipes throughout the evening. 

my wife got about 50 in 10 minutes. That game ended quickly. 

I bet she told you she’d deleted her profile too? ?

[Anag Ram]

2 hours ago, TigerTedd said:

You know what’s not a fun game to play when you’re having a lock down night in in the kitchen. You and your mrs set up tinder profiles and see who gets the most swipes throughout the evening. 

my wife got about 50 in 10 minutes. That game ended quickly. 

Is this the modern equivalent of throwing your keys into the centre of a room of like-minded individuals?
Yours JRM.

[TigerTedd]

37 minutes ago, Anag Ram said:

Is this the modern equivalent of throwing your keys into the centre of a room of like-minded individuals?
Yours JRM.

Only you end up being the one nominated to look after the bowl full of keys, while you’re wife disappeared upstairs.

[ColonelBlimp]

My mum and dad were were swingers in the 70's and early 80's.

I often wondered how they found these people. 

I had so many 'Uncles and Aunties' growing up.

[Tyler Durden]

How about go on ruin my life 

Or on here for the poos and giggles 

Or am 6 feet 1 as apparently size matters 

Or I make a banging fry up 

Or I've deleted this app 5 times

[Tyler Durden]

Or I have an Uber rating of 4.3