Tony Le Mesmer Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bridgford Ram said: This must have been covered but just in case - I really hate the clickbait adds you get on all sites now with headlines like, 'She didn't know why the crowd were still cheering', 'The cameraman didn't expect to see that', '76 historical photos you won't believe' or 'Derby County close to signing...' I am no expert in Google rankings but I am sure that these adds probably do more damage for the sites than benefit. Totally agree. "What this actress looks like now will blow your mind!" , "What she wore will blow your mind!" , "What happened next to this man when he caught a bus will blow your mind!". The people that click on this stuff scare the bejeesus out of me. To have so few neurons is frightening and in actual fact they should be found and kept away from society. The time when I become unable to sleep until I've seen what Kelly McGillis from Top Gun looks like 25 or so years on is the time to seek urgent psychiatric help. Bridgford Ram and Mostyn6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tony Le Mesmer said: Totally agree. "What this actress looks like now will blow your mind!" , "What she wore will blow your mind!" , "What happened next to this man when he caught a bus will blow your mind!". The people that click on this stuff scare the bejeesus out of me. To have so few neurons is frightening and in actual fact they should be found and kept away from society. The time when I become unable to sleep until I've seen what Kelly McGillis from Top Gun looks like 25 or so years on is the time to seek urgent psychiatric help. 'Anyone born between 1682 and 2016 must read this.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 21 September 2016 at 18:43, Tony Le Mesmer said: Not that old yet............ It's the ones on the top of your ears .. When they come you KNOW it's down hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Dessicated coconut Phoenix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Le Mesmer Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 you're waiting in a queue for ages and the women in front of you finally gets served and when it comes to pay they take 5 minutes trying to find the purse in the bag, then getting it out, then opening it up, then faffing with change, then counting it, then dropping some, then picking it up, then counting it again, then finally handing it over. Having the money ready might be a good idea for the sanity of the rest of us. GboroRam, WhiteHorseRam and Ewe Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Sun loungers. For such a money spinning industry, why can't the make sun loungers that can get comfortable on? I mean, I can handle lying on my back, but where do you put your feet when lying on your front? Can never get comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Sun loungers (part 2) When you doze off and forget you're not in your king size bed and roll over, but cos you're on a 30 inch wide lounger, your rolling over causes the contraption to topple over and you land on a load of empty bottles you've stacked up, causing an almighty racket and you ain't got a clue what's happened cos you was happily away with it, thinking of naked Marges! Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Clowns Wolfie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 19 minutes ago, dog said: Clowns Yeah - Forest fans annoy me to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Electronic passport control gates. Maybe not the gates themselves, as I'm not a total mouth breather and know how to follow the 3 simple instructions it gives you, but the general public who are incapable of doing the following: - Inserting Passport shiny photo side first. - Standing in the correct spot. - Looking at the screen for 10 seconds. Took me 40 minutes at East Midlands last week because of this. Made me weep for humanity. Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 13 hours ago, Tony Le Mesmer said: Totally agree. "What this actress looks like now will blow your mind!" , "What she wore will blow your mind!" , "What happened next to this man when he caught a bus will blow your mind!". The people that click on this stuff scare the bejeesus out of me. To have so few neurons is frightening and in actual fact they should be found and kept away from society. The time when I become unable to sleep until I've seen what Kelly McGillis from Top Gun looks like 25 or so years on is the time to seek urgent psychiatric help. It's the equivalent of the lab experiment where the feeder drops a peanut to the mouse if it goes the right way in the maze. Tony Le Mesmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Le Mesmer Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 A Skinner Box for adults. Click and you will be 'rewarded' with more pointless inanity. WhiteHorseRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Air quotes! They have become a derided cliche now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 'Non-drip' paint that does. Grrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 A little bit paint related. .. Dabbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 14 hours ago, JoetheRam said: Electronic passport control gates. Maybe not the gates themselves, as I'm not a total mouth breather and know how to follow the 3 simple instructions it gives you, but the general public who are incapable of doing the following: - Inserting Passport shiny photo side first. - Standing in the correct spot. - Looking at the screen for 10 seconds. Took me 40 minutes at East Midlands last week because of this. Made me weep for humanity. Have a care! I tried this and failed and apparently it was because I am too short, it was looking for my eyes in my forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broderick Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I'm an accounting major, so for me it's when people tell me "will you do my taxes?" or "wow, you must be good with numbers!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, Broderick said: I'm an accounting major, so for me it's when people tell me "will you do my taxes?" or "wow, you must be good with numbers!". Will you do my taxes? Ewetube, WhiteHorseRam, Broderick and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muskination Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 9/16/2016 at 07:02, Tony Le Mesmer said: Drivers that brake suddenly then indicate. Its the other way round you dolts !! Literally nearly every driver in the country does this I'm sure of it. Or driver's that turn in to a lane that's turning off, and then indicate when they're in it! It's too fncking late now, it's called an indicator to indicate where you're going, not where you are! Tony Le Mesmer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Broderick said: I'm an accounting major, so for me it's when people tell me "will you do my taxes?" or "wow, you must be good with numbers!". Wow, a soldier that's good with numbers! PS. Will you do my taxes? jono, JoetheRam, GboroRam and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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