Rev Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Still using an outdoor toilet, quick in and out before the rats bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 31 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Still using an outdoor toilet, quick in and out before the rats bite. Yea we had one of them , used to sit with foot against door cos no lock , only trouble was , door opened out .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, mozza said: Yea we had one of them , used to sit with foot against door cos no lock , only trouble was , door opened out .. Reminds me of an emergency dump at Rotherham a few seasons ago, had to get the lad to hold the door shut from the outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Just got back from my holiday in Kos. Really does my head in having to put soiled arse-wipe in a bin rather than down the bog. How come a nation that gave the world Aristotle, Archimedes, Pythagoras, Homer, Socrates, Hippocrates, Demis Roussos and Nana Mouskouri cannot figure a sewerage system that can cope with poo and paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Ewetube said: Just got back from my holiday in Kos. Really does my head in having to put soiled arse-wipe in a bin rather than down the bog. How come a nation that gave the world Aristotle, Archimedes, Pythagoras, Homer, Socrates, Hippocrates, Demis Roussos and Nana Mouskouri cannot figure a sewerage system that can cope with poo and paper? they actually gave us Sewerage too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 In answer to the question in the topic - without teeth in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broderick Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Been having lots and lots of diarrhea . starting to wonder if something is up. went 4 times in like 3 hours this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Broderick said: Been having lots and lots of diarrhea . starting to wonder if something is up. went 4 times in like 3 hours this morning Go to the doctors. Its probably a little bug but get yourself checked out all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 45 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said: Go to the doctors. Its probably a little bug but get yourself checked out all the same. He's probably just got the s h I t s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, bigbadbob said: He's probably just got the s h I t s. A great keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 17/08/2016 at 11:28, Mostyn6 said: they actually gave us Sewerage too! They weren't the first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 22 minutes ago, bigbadbob said: They weren't the first Insert Nigel Clough/GSE comment here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Why can't they handle paper too? some turds can be quite big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Boycie said: Why can't they handle paper too? some turds can be quite big. The title of a TV program you won't see on BBC 2 or the Discovery Channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbob Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 18 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said: The title of a TV program you won't see on BBC 2 or the Discovery Channel. But it's starting in channel 5 next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 14 August 2016 at 10:39, TimRam said: I hate doing number 2's at work or other peoples homes in fact cannot remember last time I did. Only do so if an emergency! Has to be in private at my own home. No disturbances! Oh and I have to have something to read as well. Have you ever tried to have a number 2 without something to read? It's not much fun I can tell you! Just to finish off...isn't that feeling great when you have had a number 2? Bliss and you fell a whole lot better! My mother had a book shelf in the loo. She called it her Bography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Cool idea! Cannot read a book in the loo though. Has to be newspaper or magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 3 hours ago, jono said: My mother had a book shelf in the loo. She called it her Bography You could have a chemistry set in there and call it a lavoratory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broderick Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Finally been having some solid ones the past few days, but I think I got anal fissures now. some pink on my toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broderick Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Oh and plenty of constipation. Debating if I should see a doctor or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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