CornwallRam Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 Scott Carson - he can’t count any higher 2 Cyrus Christie - that’s how many tackles he makes in an average season 3 Craig Forsyth – how many times he passes to the opposition per half 4 Craig Bryson - the cans of irn bru he drinks before a game 5 Jason Shackell – the number of teammate’s wives he’s bagged 6 Richard Keogh – the number of times he says ‘like you say’ per sentence 7 Johnny Russell – the number of times he doesn’t run into a dead end per season 8 Jeff Hendrick – how many months he’s likely to go down for 9 Chris Martin – how many worms killed per free kick gained 10 Tom Ince – the number of times he’s kicked the ball with his right foot in his career. 11 Darren Bent – off sides per match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, SaintRam said: In fairness to him, he had a long run of good fitness before the leg break and the break was not influenced by any previous injury records. Was just a poor challenge. Entirely bad luck. Now that he has had a full leg break in addition to his other injuries however, he may NOW be made of glass. That's my concern. Glad Ince is No.10 and Bent is No.11 - zero question that they are both in the mind to play centrally (obv Bent), and often. Also Lowe moving into the 20s is exciting! EDIT: Bold Lowe @Animal is a Ram Too late now would have to be a mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, Animal is a Ram said: Too late now would have to be a mod. You disappoint me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, SaintRam said: You disappoint me. You should have noticed it sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, Animal is a Ram said: You should have noticed it sooner. I didn't look to the bottom of your list until after I'd posted. I'd already read the press release on the site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, Saul Pimpson said: "With a knick-knack paddy-whack She give The Shack a bone Her old man asleep at home" Nailed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopRam Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Wonder who 14 is saved for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouRams Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, DcFc Dyycheee said: Don't think Russell is worthy enough of Simon Dawkins' number to be honest. We should retire the number IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, TopRam said: Wonder who 14 is saved for Someone who idolises Johan Cruyff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 49 minutes ago, Animal is a Ram said: Too late now would have to be a mod. 48 minutes ago, SaintRam said: You disappoint me. Won't find a decent one of thise round these parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, SaintRam said: Someone who idolises Johan Cruyff? Jordi Cruyff?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 22 hours ago, cosmic said: Carson to take Grant's number 1. Shackell to get Bucko's 5. Bradley Johnson to get the vacant number 7. Nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, rynny said: Won't find a decent one of thise round these parts How do I become one? I might be the only decent one. That's my USP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Animal is a Ram said: How do I become one? I might be the only decent one. That's my USP I am still unsure of how it happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 hours ago, smiths_tavrn said: Rawson not included. No place yet for him, Elsnick, Guy, Bennett, Zanzala, etc. This suggests Lowe is seriously part of the plans and, like last year, other youngsters will be given a number if and when. The thing is 26 players have a squad number which shows just how large our collection of "sernior pros" is and how hard that makes it for youth to be given a chance. But this is negated somewhat by the increased opportunities of the Premier B League, the European U23 Cup and the EFL Trophy. It does tell us only Lowe is the only youth in contention for a game against Grimsby in the League Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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