ilkleyram Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 On 6 February 2016 at 01:16, uttoxram75 said: Just in case you can't be arsed to open the link this is what its all about...... Is that really you Utch...........? That red jumper's not very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesses Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 26 minutes ago, ilkleyram said: Is that really you Utch...........? That red jumper's not very nice No...but nicer than those jeans are gonna be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 You can still read the paper, buy a second hand shheeeet music stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 8, 2016 Author Share Posted February 8, 2016 There's a conspiracy afoot to unseat this topic. I'm determined to get to the bottom of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 06/02/2016 at 09:25, David said: Never had any problems myself, use the seat to stretch your arse cheeks apart keeping the skin nice and tight and away you go. The better the stretch the less mess you have to wipe after. £30 for a footstool on the bog is ridiculous as well, just use the dog instead if you want to look a fool Year and half later. Courier knocks at the door, foreign accent "problem pooing sir" with a smile on his face. Where do I sign?....resisted the urge to tell him to f off. Special thanks to Amazon for their discreet packaging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Surprised uve not soiled it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 52 minutes ago, mozza said: Surprised uve not soiled it on Come on, get the puns out yer cistern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I've pooed this way for years - even in public toilets I like to get my feet up somehow. Every year I've asked for a squatty potty for Christmas - never actually had one. It's a brilliant product and the science is real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Don't know how I feel about it, kinda spreads my feet too far apart, look like I'm about to take a dump......oh wait. Kinda uncomfortable experience so far. Might be my height tho, 6ft 4" without heels, went for the 7" one over the 9" but feels a bit high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 13 hours ago, David said: Year and half later. Courier knocks at the door, foreign accent "problem pooing sir" with a smile on his face. Where do I sign?....resisted the urge to tell him to f off. Special thanks to Amazon for their discreet packaging The way the dog is taking an interest I reckon this could be one that somebody has returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 29/03/2017 at 10:42, David said: On 16/07/2017 at 07:33, David said: Year and half later. Courier knocks at the door, foreign accent "problem pooing sir" with a smile on his face. Where do I sign?....resisted the urge to tell him to f off. Special thanks to Amazon for their discreet packaging Should have stuck with the cheaper option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I showed this thread to my wife when it first started. She bought one of those plastic step things that are used to reach the back of a high cupboard or for young boys to reach the loo. I think it cost 2€ from the local Chinese "supermarket". She's now bought one for each toilet in our flat, in her parent's flat, the apartment, for her auntie........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@M Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Rich.....do your whole family now poo rainbows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, R@M said: Rich.....do your whole family now poo rainbows? I've got no idea, but it certainly doesn't smell of roses ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I will say this they reduce the waiting time, didn't get chance to read a full page of posts this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I know of two girls who may have found a sqatty-potty useful at one time but I don't think they have the cup anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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