uttoxram75 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 What the **** is this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAT Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 That's some true **** that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Can't read the sports pages in 50 secs though, so I'm out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 One of those cheap plastic fold flat stools (no pun intended) or a pile of books should do the trick. I tried it this morning and produced a foot long specimen in seconds. Most satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Kinell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I actually found this quite interesting. Forgive me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 What a crap invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 18 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: One of those cheap plastic fold flat stools (no pun intended) or a pile of books should do the trick. I tried it this morning and produced a foot long specimen in seconds. Most satisfying. You got that new job at Subway then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, WorksopRam said: I actually found this quite interesting. Forgive me. Its so obvious. For hundreds and thousands of years hunter gatherers would have been to busy to make themselves comfy with the sports pages so a quick squat whilst out hunting would have been the order of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 1 minute ago, uttoxram75 said: Its so obvious. For hundreds and thousands of years hunter gatherers would have been to busy to make themselves comfy with the sports pages so a quick squat whilst out hunting would have been the order of the day. Exactly. I suppose with the distractions of the modern world, we forget how important shitting properly can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 To be fair hunter gatherers, living on a diet of fruit, nuts and the occasional bit of wild boar, didn't enjoy the delights of a lamb madras and 6 pints of ale to ease things along. To be honest, express defecation has never been as much of a problem as the timely locating of appropriate facilities, which is where they held the upper hand. They **** where they want, they **** where they want, Pre-farming homosapiens, they **** where they want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Update. 5 days now of adopting the squat position (using a fold flat step thingy that we already had). Two visits a day, maximum of one minute per visit and a nice empty feeling. No bloating, no going one eyed to squeeze a bit more out, I do miss reading on the bog but otherwise s'all good. Have introduced a few at work to the concept and will report back on the general consensus after the weekend. Oh, and much less flatulence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Just in case you can't be arsed to open the link this is what its all about...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 On 1.2.2016 at 20:43, uttoxram75 said: https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q Poo thread without Daveo? O tempora, o mores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I shall purchase a shitting stool this very day. Perhaps a box type affair to put the spare bog roll in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Never had any problems myself, use the seat to stretch your arse cheeks apart keeping the skin nice and tight and away you go. The better the stretch the less mess you have to wipe after. £30 for a footstool on the bog is ridiculous as well, just use the dog instead if you want to look a fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Stretching your arse cheeks Thats up there with the stand to wipe and the sit facing the cistern wierdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Think about it, you sit without stretching the poo slides out between and touching the cheeks creating a right mess. Spread the cheeks and unless it's a sprayer, straight out and plop without touching the sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Daveo = Goatse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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