ramsbottom Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 On 7/2/2016 at 15:53, eezzeetiger said: If we can get it done before Christmas again I'll be happy. You lads were happy with that last year, yes? We were happy to maintain a top 6 position until the end of the season, while you were languishing in and around 17th... Don't worry, it was only a few short years ago we were just like you, trying to glean some enjoyment from our dour performances/results by taking great joy from our rival's epic failures. We feel your pain... and laugh at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Congratulations to Reddogs for appointed French guy the 1 that got sacked in January this year. Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 From the Nottingham Post: "Nottinghamshire County Council today restricted the stadium's spectator capacity to nil, after it emerged Forest do not currently have a staff member in place to be the safety certificate holder." Obviously having a capacity of nil doesn't have much of a practical impact on attendances, but it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Spectator capacity is nil? Doesn't change anything, aren't the 10 that turn up hostages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 In other news, they've just unveiled their latest signing: Apologies to any forum members who pulled their eyes from their sockets rather than gaze upon that. Even if you did, I'm afraid the image will be burnt into your souls for all eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 22 minutes ago, Carl Sagan said: In other news, they've just unveiled their latest signing: Apologies to any forum members who pulled their eyes from their sockets rather than gaze upon that. Even if you did, I'm afraid the image will be burnt into your souls for all eternity. Worse still it looks like Michael Myers stood in the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, ramsbottom said: Worse still it looks like Michael Myers stood in the mirror We can all agree it's for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Florest will do well this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Rampage said: Florest will do well this year. ........................... to avoid relegation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Fancy it being 4 weeks to the start of the season and not having a safety certificate. But surely being council-owned, isn't it in their best interests to have that sorted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rample Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Carl Sagan said: In other news, they've just unveiled their latest signing: Apologies to any forum members who pulled their eyes from their sockets rather than gaze upon that. Even if you did, I'm afraid the image will be burnt into your souls for all eternity. In a travelodge off the a52 exploring their football kit/movie maniac/cow fetishes, Best image I've seen since that old woman who drove her mobility scooter into a ditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Carl Sagan said: In other news, they've just unveiled their latest signing: Apologies to any forum members who pulled their eyes from their sockets rather than gaze upon that. Even if you did, I'm afraid the image will be burnt into your souls for all eternity. Are those shorts meant to be worn so high up the waist? Maybe they should sign Simon Cowell. Mind you, he's probably a better footballer than most of those currently on their books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 16/1 Forest promoted 16/1 Forest to finish bottom 5/1 Forest relegated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sagan Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, David said: 16/1 Forest promoted 16/1 Forest to finish bottom 5/1 Forest relegated Decent relegation odds, but seeing as I'd get so much pleasure from that happening anyway, extra financial reward wouldn't really help. Not worth the risk. If they were 100/1 for promotion I might slap a tenner on in the unlikely event it would happen, just to soften the blow, but 16s is way too short and shows there are a lot of deluded treehugging gumps in the gambling world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyRam! Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 they would never have it and i'll probably get alot of hate for this, but I would sign a fully fit britt assombalonga and take him off forest's hands...he is just the player we need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 On 08/07/2016 at 10:02, Rample said: In a travelodge off the a52 exploring their football kit/movie maniac/cow fetishes, Best image I've seen since that old woman who drove her mobility scooter into a ditch. Better than this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, uttoxram75 said: Better than this... Uttox - you can't say the R word anymore - it's offensive. Take Reddog out and put 'Peter is a Notts Florest supporter' is just about accepable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 9 hours ago, MrsRam said: Uttox - you can't say the R word anymore - it's offensive. Take Reddog out and put 'Peter is a Notts Florest supporter' is just about accepable. Does not matter MrsRam, they cannot read, therefore cannot be offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 On 07/07/2016 at 21:53, Carl Sagan said: In other news, they've just unveiled their latest signing: Apologies to any forum members who pulled their eyes from their sockets rather than gaze upon that. Even if you did, I'm afraid the image will be burnt into your souls for all eternity. Obvious fakery - He doesnt appear to have 6 fingers on each hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 12 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Better than this... Ha! I'm taking that to work on Monday! Been at war with a Stoke fan this week though "Subbuteo football! Do you put jumpers down for goal posts in that league? Do players dad's referee?" Cnut. Talks like they actually enjoy drawing and losing most weeks because it's "proper football". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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