RamNut Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Good you are fine OA.Sounds like a pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Ram Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Ok, just tell us what you asked her to push up your arris, and how many minutes was that after she told you her job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Good to read you're alright Ovis.What do you call a female singer from the 60's that's just had an operation for piles ?Anita Harris A neater 'arr...oh never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Been there, done that - hope that you are fine.I had the most painful condition imaginable a few years ago and like an idiot, had it for months, convinced I was dying. Eventually I saw sense and saw Dr Arris and got it fixed.Summary - ladies and gentlemen, don't push. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 At the risk of seeming pedantic, you had a colonoscopy. An endoscopy goes in your mouth and down your throat. Not to be confused as I wouldn't like to have something put down my throat that had been up someone's backside, if you get my drift. Glad all is well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewquayRam Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've only just seen this thread (bored and killing time) I've had the camera up the bum 3 times in last year, plus numerous other procedures, some nicer, some worse... anyway, enough of me showing off. I found by far the worst part of the whole deal was afterwards when I was wheeled into a room and told to release wind. Surrounded by much older gentlemen going hell for leather, letting rip. The nurse asked if I'd released wind. I said yes just to be released from this horrendous room. Biggest mistake I've ever made. Absolute agony that night. The most recent procedure, I had a huge crush on the nurse and despite my position felt we hit it off. I'm hoping to have to attend again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've only just seen this thread (bored and killing time) I've had the camera up the bum 3 times in last year, plus numerous other procedures, some nicer, some worse... anyway, enough of me showing off. I found by far the worst part of the whole deal was afterwards when I was wheeled into a room and told to release wind. Surrounded by much older gentlemen going hell for leather, letting rip. The nurse asked if I'd released wind. I said yes just to be released from this horrendous room. Biggest mistake I've ever made. Absolute agony that night. The most recent procedure, I had a huge crush on the nurse and despite my position felt we hit it off. I'm hoping to have to attend again soon.Next time, let rip and hold her head under the blanket, if she's come up laughing you're in pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've only just seen this thread (bored and killing time) I've had the camera up the bum 3 times in last year, plus numerous other procedures, some nicer, some worse... anyway, enough of me showing off. I found by far the worst part of the whole deal was afterwards when I was wheeled into a room and told to release wind. Surrounded by much older gentlemen going hell for leather, letting rip. The nurse asked if I'd released wind. I said yes just to be released from this horrendous room. Biggest mistake I've ever made. Absolute agony that night. The most recent procedure, I had a huge crush on the nurse and despite my position felt we hit it off. I'm hoping to have to attend again soon.Sincerely I hope all is good on the health front Kernow. As for an Endoscopy Nurse, the fact you had a crush on her is very positive, but for me she would only have to be a 6 out of 10 if she is willing and experienced on both oral and anal penetration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I too have had the old camera up the bum. Not pleasant.Especially as mine was not an endoscope and was not done by anyone in the medical profession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I too have had the old camera up the bum. Not pleasant.Especially as mine was not an endoscope and was not done by anyone in the medical profession.That'll teach you Tombo, always ask permission before you film. No wonder she gave you the clap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That'll teach you Tombo, always ask permission before you film. No wonder she gave you the clap!Wahey! Callbacks! I like it!I've invested in a laptop now, they don't even know the webcam is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I too have had the old camera up the bum. Not pleasant.Especially as mine was not an endoscope and was not done by anyone in the medical profession.Was it a Box Brownie? Note to Readers: I think you will have to be Eddie's age to fully appreciate this reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Was it a Box Brownie? Note to Readers: I think you will have to be Eddie's age to fully appreciate this reference.I said it was painful, not fatal!You don't need to be Eddie's age, you just need to be able to use google.http://lmgtfy.com/?q=box+brownie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewquayRam Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I also had to swallow a camera. Not one connected to a cable just one in a cylinder that I passed through and it filmed all my insides and bluetoothed the footage to hospital device. It was the size of a gob stopper. Not easy to swallow but I managed it. With my recent experiences if the wife and I did part company I feel I am skilled to now bat either way. Handy to add to the cv I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I also had to swallow a camera. Not one connected to a cable just one in a cylinder that I passed through and it filmed all my insides and bluetoothed the footage to hospital device. It was the size of a gob stopper. Not easy to swallow but I managed it. With my recent experiences if the wife and I did part company I feel I am skilled to now bat either way. Handy to add to the cv I feel.I wonder how many times they have used that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Had the endoscopy down my throat now 4 times....have to have it annually, its awful. Last two each lasted 15 minutes...not a pleasant experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Was it a Box Brownie? Note to Readers: I think you will have to be Eddie's age to fully appreciate this reference.Brownies' boxes are not a subject for discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Brownies' boxes are not a subject for discussionThat is a pity. I could tell you how to scout for them, and if you want dib dib dibs advise how you might guide your woggle in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 The last thing i remember before going under was looking at my insides on a monitor and uttering well fancy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 did you count all the staff afterwards? Where they all accounted for?Good to hear you aere OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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