Ovis aries Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Going to spend a few hours at the Royal later having a camera up my arris , this is the fourth time I have had this in the last ten years , not recommended as one of the better ways to spend an afternoon. Thought I would just share this snippet , RLACML will probably lambast me for posting . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Erm, have fun??Hope it goes well. Oh, and put some clean pants on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 If you can afford to go private BUPA offer ribbed endoscopes.I hope everything is ship shape, best of luck. Post pictures if you get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Good luck,hope your results are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 If you can afford to go private BUPA offer ribbed endoscopes.I hope everything is ship shape, best of luck. Post pictures if you get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Going to spend a few hours at the Royal later having a camera up my arris , this is the fourth time I have had this in the last ten years , not recommended as one of the better ways to spend an afternoon. Thought I would just share this snippet , RLACML will probably lambast me for posting . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I've had the camera down the throat a couple of times. i assume its not the same one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I went on a date once with a woman that does this, really weird because she was so passionate about the job. I asked her a few questions which revealed my kind of humour, didn't go down to well. There was no second date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I went on a date once with a woman that does this, really weird because she was so passionate about the job. I asked her a few questions which revealed my kind of humour, didn't go down to well. There was no second date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Going to spend a few hours at the Royal later having a camera up my arris , this is the fourth time I have had this in the last ten years , not recommended as one of the better ways to spend an afternoon. Thought I would just share this snippet , RLACML will probably lambast me for posting . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I didn't, I did ask if they had found anything up there before or if anyone had come in with a less than clean behind. Even tho I was looking for humorous stories it was still a valid question kinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 Good news , couple of polyps that need burning off , and a few lesions that most old folk get , but no C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 At the risk of seeming pedantic, you had a colonoscopy. An endoscopy goes in your mouth and down your throat. Not to be confused as I wouldn't like to have something put down my throat that had been up someone's backside, if you get my drift. Glad all is well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 At the risk of seeming pedantic, you had a colonoscopy. An endoscopy goes in your mouth and down your throat.Not to be confused as I wouldn't like to have something put down my throat that had been up someone's backside, if you get my drift.Glad all is well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketteringram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Good news , couple of polyps that need burning off , and a few lesions that most old folk get , but no C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 You are alive and healthy! Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 Get ready to go to the bog about twenty times , and if you are having it up the rear ,you can go all he man and just have gas and air , but I would advise you to have the sedative and pain relief , up to you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Always take the pain relief......whatever the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Always take the pain relief......whatever the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Good you are fine OA.Sounds like an awful process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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