Boycie Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No offence to our yanks on here, but. I was shown a table for breakfast this morning before we came back and then we all went to the buffet breakfast. (I took a bucket, but that's another thread). Everything's fine. Anyrode, the missus notices a large chap in a suit had sat at our table, she dispensed me to see what was occurring. So, I returned to the table and said "erm, sorry we've been given this table, we're just getting our food" I had already turned to walk back to the trough when he said, "no need for the attitude buddy, how was I s'posed to know" Well, I turned back and explained again what I'd just said previously, he then said "see! That's better!" I just looked a bit quizzical and shook my head and walked back to the challenge of the buffet. Now, big fat Americans in business suits that sound like Boss Hog seem to wind me up. To top it all, he even had a metal clamping thing for a hand!? Anyrodeway, he moved out the room, but the best thing is, just after the missus dispatched me to deal with it, she complained to a waiter type person and got another table! Bloody hell! Boss Hog returned and sat down with an English business man and all I could hear was double effort this, and blue sky ideas that, why are they sooooo loud? I had to walk past him from our new table to the lifts back to the rooms, and was expecting some comment from the suited white Don King/Captain Hook. I did, he didn't and we all lived happily ever after. But, are they all like this? I've found when visiting london that normally the women are very over the top polite to a point of me feeling nauseous. Is it just the old men? Come on AR throw me a freekin bone here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No offence to our Americans on here, but. I was shown a table for breakfast this morning before we came back and then we all went to the buffet breakfast. (I took a bucket, but that's another thread). Everything's fine. Anyrode, the missus notices a large chap in a suit had sat at our table, she dispensed me to see what was occurring. So, I returned to the table and said "erm, sorry we've been given this table, we're just getting our food" I had already turned to walk back to the trough when he said, "no need for the attitude buddy, how was I s'posed to know" Well, I turned back and explained again what I'd just said previously, he then said "see! That's better!" I just looked a bit quizzical and shook my head and walked back to the challenge of the buffet. Now, big fat Americans in business suits that sound like Boss Hog seem to wind me up. To top it all, he even had a metal clamping thing for a hand!? Anyrodeway, he moved out the room, but the best thing is, just after the missus dispatched me to deal with it, she complained to a waiter type person and got another table! Bloody hell! Boss Hog returned and sat down with an English business man and all I could hear was double effort this, and blue sky ideas that, why are they sooooo loud? I had to walk past him from our new table to the lifts back to the rooms, and was expecting some comment from the suited white Don King/Captain Hook. I did, he didn't and we all lived happily ever after. But, are they all like this? I've found when visiting london that normally the women are very over the top polite to a point of me feeling nauseous. Is it just the old men? Come on AR throw me a freekin bone here? Lol, tbh mate a lot of Americans act like that and are loud. As far as the hand thing...I have never seen that before.What kinds of establishments do you go to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm not dissing his loss of hand, but I wouldn't want to wipe my ass with it. Im not being handist, but it looked, well, a conversation piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm not dissing his loss of hand, but I wouldn't want to wipe my ass with it."http://dcfcfans.uk/public/style_images/dcfcfans/attachicon" alt="attachicon">image Im not being handist, but it looked, well, a conversation piece It would be cool if it had all the gadgets like a Swiss Army Knife. I'd give my right arm for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Boycie, Boycie, Boycie. Don't you know anything ? At situation like this you are supposed to insult the fat b**tards mother and then go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 You're a sparky ain't ya, should have grabbed yer wire cutters, clipped his hand to the window, then threw the fooker out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 'Twas not me, 'twas the one armed man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Boycie, Boycie, Boycie. Don't you know anything ? At situation like this you are supposed to insult the fat b**tards mother and then go from there.ok, Let's have some "Yo momas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Ya mamas so fat and lazy, her womb couldn't be assed to grow you a hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. You seem to know the drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I'm not dissing his loss of hand, but I wouldn't want to wipe my ass with it."http://dcfcfans.uk/public/style_images/dcfcfans/attachicon" alt="attachicon">image Im not being handist, but it looked, well, a conversation piece Go go gadget bottle-opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Yo mommas so fat, she has type two diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Your mother is so grossly overweight that she's not allowed to fly in small aircraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 1, 2014 Author Share Posted November 1, 2014 Oh my word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I prefer Canadians myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I prefer Canadians myself Except the French ones.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Could have said hairy ones to make it sound less racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Hirsutest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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