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No offence to our yanks on here, but.

I was shown a table for breakfast this morning before we came back and then we all went to the buffet breakfast. (I took a bucket, but that's another thread). Everything's fine.

Anyrode, the missus notices a large chap in a suit had sat at our table, she dispensed me to see what was occurring. So, I returned to the table and said "erm, sorry we've been given this table, we're just getting our food"

I had already turned to walk back to the trough when he said, "no need for the attitude buddy, how was I s'posed to know"

Well, I turned back and explained again what I'd just said previously, he then said "see! That's better!"

I just looked a bit quizzical and shook my head and walked back to the challenge of the buffet.

Now, big fat Americans in business suits that sound like Boss Hog seem to wind me up. To top it all, he even had a metal clamping thing for a hand!?

Anyrodeway, he moved out the room, but the best thing is, just after the missus dispatched me to deal with it, she complained to a waiter type person and got another table! Bloody hell!

Boss Hog returned and sat down with an English business man and all I could hear was double effort this, and blue sky ideas that, why are they sooooo loud?

I had to walk past him from our new table to the lifts back to the rooms, and was expecting some comment from the suited white Don King/Captain Hook.

I did, he didn't and we all lived happily ever after.

But, are they all like this? I've found when visiting london that normally the women are very over the top polite to a point of me feeling nauseous.

Is it just the old men?

Come on AR throw me a freekin bone here?

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No offence to our Americans on here, but.

I was shown a table for breakfast this morning before we came back and then we all went to the buffet breakfast. (I took a bucket, but that's another thread). Everything's fine.

Anyrode, the missus notices a large chap in a suit had sat at our table, she dispensed me to see what was occurring. So, I returned to the table and said "erm, sorry we've been given this table, we're just getting our food"

I had already turned to walk back to the trough when he said, "no need for the attitude buddy, how was I s'posed to know"

Well, I turned back and explained again what I'd just said previously, he then said "see! That's better!"

I just looked a bit quizzical and shook my head and walked back to the challenge of the buffet.

Now, big fat Americans in business suits that sound like Boss Hog seem to wind me up. To top it all, he even had a metal clamping thing for a hand!?

Anyrodeway, he moved out the room, but the best thing is, just after the missus dispatched me to deal with it, she complained to a waiter type person and got another table! Bloody hell!

Boss Hog returned and sat down with an English business man and all I could hear was double effort this, and blue sky ideas that, why are they sooooo loud?

I had to walk past him from our new table to the lifts back to the rooms, and was expecting some comment from the suited white Don King/Captain Hook.

I did, he didn't and we all lived happily ever after.

But, are they all like this? I've found when visiting london that normally the women are very over the top polite to a point of me feeling nauseous.

Is it just the old men?

Come on AR throw me a freekin bone here?

Lol, tbh mate a lot of Americans act like that and are loud. As far as the hand thing...I have never seen that before.What kinds of establishments do you go to?

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I'm not dissing his loss of hand, but I wouldn't want to wipe my ass with it.

Im not being handist, but it looked, well, a conversation piece

I'm not dissing his loss of hand, but I wouldn't want to wipe my ass with it."http://dcfcfans.uk/public/style_images/dcfcfans/attachicon" alt="attachicon">image

Im not being handist, but it looked, well, a conversation piece

It would be cool if it had all the gadgets like a Swiss Army Knife. I'd give my right arm for one.

Boycie, Boycie, Boycie. Don't you know anything ? At situation like this you are supposed to insult the fat b**tards mother and then go from there.

You're a sparky ain't ya, should have grabbed yer wire cutters, clipped his hand to the window, then threw the fooker out!

'Twas not me, 'twas the one armed man!

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Boycie, Boycie, Boycie. Don't you know anything ? At situation like this you are supposed to insult the fat b**tards mother and then go from there.

ok,

Let's have some "Yo momas"

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Ya mamas so fat and lazy, her womb couldn't be assed to grow you a hand?

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

You seem to know the drill. :)

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mommas so fat, she has type two diabetes.

Your mother is so grossly overweight that she's not allowed to fly in small aircraft.

I prefer Canadians myself

I prefer Canadians myself

 

Except the French ones....

Could have said hairy ones to make it sound less racist

Hirsutest!

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