Boycie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Cock or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!' ' I find your lack of nudity disturbing' 'Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas.' 'Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Oh my good lord. Really, I have no idea how to handle such an awesome charm offensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass. That's got the best success rate for me (about 3%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 As high as that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'd hide every chair in the world, just so you had to sit on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass. That's got the best success rate for me (about 0%) FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I've always found cheeky put downs better. My favourite has worked a few times over the years. Basically if you come across a proud welsh girl with a few mates, have a laugh then tell her to sing the anthem. If she can fair play, buy her a drink but if not take the piss big time then make your move. Only works in England or abroad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Let's see your trappers hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 'How much'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niram Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get In the van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Hi let's get squelchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge or cupboard.......used to work online for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Hello. Can I buy you a drink. Not clever or funny, but works ifnage likes you. Or if she is an alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 At last! There it is. After two pages of garbage, we have a winner. Hello. Can I buy you a drink. Guys, listen to sage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Step 1: Acquire limes. Step 2: Drop limes in front of person Step 3: Fail in attempts to retrieve such limes. Step 4: Say, "Sorry, I'm not much good at pick up limes" Step 5: Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 At last! There it is. After two pages of garbage, we have a winner. Hello. Can I buy you a drink. Guys, listen to sage. What if she/he just takes the drink and ***** off? Anyway there's no such thing as a line that works. You've just gotta say something and not come across as a ****. If he or she is interested, it doesn't really matter what you say. I had a friend who walked up to a table this girl was sat at, slammed his head on the table, stayed there for 10 seconds, and then put his head up and went "Hi, I'm Ben, your name is..?" I'm sure she'll never forget that for as long as she lives. That's quite a harrowing situation. They were together for 5 months though so it worked didn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 What if she/he just takes the drink and sausage off? Surely that's what you're aiming for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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