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Apparently Leeds players and staff are not going to be paid this month and they may go into administration and never be heard of again.

 

Would have been excited about that once - now i'm just bored.

Kinell....that was worse than mine.

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Grant - too nice.

Wisdom - weird running style. Barely attacks when Bamford plays

Buxton - Wont make the grade in the PL

Keogh - see Buxton

Forsyth - still lacks composure at times

Eustace - He's what? 50? 55? He's finished

Bryson - Would be nothing without Martin

Hughes - Just a tidy passenger

Hendrick - The Statue

Bamford - Too lazy to put effort into a simple pass

Dawkins - can't shoot, always injured

Ward - Always injured. His set pieces are offensive

Russell - never scores and breaks easily.

Martin - fat diver. Referees have figured him out

Sammon - just good at being slightly annoying for defenders

iPro will go back to being silent

Goal music lives on

Natural selection still hasn't eradicated folks waving at fan cam.

Still not replaced Commons.

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You missed one

Sam Rush - DNA taken from his goatee is a direct match to that of satan. The sun reflects off his bald noggin as no light can possibly be found inside him. Certified evil.

Ah! 'DNA' = ***** advert. Didnt it involve Keogh dressed as a goat?

I'm struggling for positives here

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Cept Ladyram of course.

Why thankyou kind sir - it took me a while mind before I managed to tame the beasts.

Not Boycie though, he'll always be wild that one.

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