Bris Vegas Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 2 a day is normal.. 2 a week then something is wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Apparently, anything from 3 a day to once every 3 days is normal. Even beyond that, as long as that's normal for you (i.e. it's been like that for your whole life) and there are no other problems, that's fine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Apparently, anything from 3 a day to once every 3 days is normal. Even beyond that, as long as that's normal for you (i.e. it's been like that for your whole life) and there are no other problems, that's fine too. If I left it to twice a week I think it'd be similar to giving birth to a teenager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 My good lady is a two a week kind of girl yet I probably have 2 a day myself. The interesting thing though is that the combined time it takes her to release the chocolate hostages x twice a week without doubt exceeds the time spent with mine. I can be done and dusted in two minutes per sitting, pretty much drop as soon as cheeks touch the seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Far too many poo threads on this place. I blame Daveo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormantonRam Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 2 a day is normal.. 2 a week then something is wrong... The latter is called constipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I reckon Mostyn's fine, his mate though...full of shi....anyway, here's a nice song I thought appropriate to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 My good lady is a two a week kind of girl yet I probably have 2 a day myself. The interesting thing though is that the combined time it takes her to release the chocolate hostages x twice a week without doubt exceeds the time spent with mine. I can be done and dusted in two minutes per sitting, pretty much drop as soon as cheeks touch the seat. This really shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did. Chocolate hostages! Ha! My dietary intake has been bloody awful for a few years, too much beer and junk food, can't remember the last time I did a 'proper-solid-all-out-in-one-take' poo (same as I can't remember the last day there wasn't at least 1 bottle of beer consumed), always a bit bitty... not 'loose stools' as such, but not one big one, lots of little ones of all sorts of shapes. I think I go about once a day, but I do hold them in a bit more than I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Far too many poo threads on this place. I blame Daveo. Wait a minute. We haven't discussed about the philosophical and ethical side of it at all. Let's start with easy one: If I don't give ****, I'm bit rude and nonchalant. Right? But how many would be pleased about proper Saturday morning, ring-of-fire-ish gift? That real stuff? Not many, I'm afraid. It could even be "flock-of-sparrow-ish" but it still wouldn't make receiver happy (albeit it's much harder to make a nice package out of it...). Damned if you do, damned if don't. Or like Hansen puts it: You can't win with the ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abertawe_ram Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Wait a minute. We haven't discussed about the philosophical and ethical side of it at all. Let's start with easy one: If I don't give ****, I'm bit rude and nonchalant. Right? But how many would be pleased about proper Saturday morning, ring-of-fire-ish gift? That real stuff? Not many, I'm afraid. It could even be "flock-of-sparrow-ish" but it still wouldn't make receiver happy (albeit it's much harder to make a nice package out of it...). Damned if you do, damned if don't. Or like Hansen puts it: You can't win with the ****. Does this belong in the drunk thread maybe? Perhaps it's just me but I didn't understand a word of it! Still a very good read mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If you eat better food you go longer. If you eat shizzle then the more you shizzle. It's a well known fact probably. I love it when go for a #1 and you get that shudder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 One just dropped in with hardly any sound of splash back. Tom Daly sheat yer heart out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The best ones are those that somehow disappear up the u-bend before you've had chance to look down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I'm on again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Oh dear.... There something about people describing the shape of their own poo which makes me feel just a little bit queazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 I used to be as regular as clockwork - once a day, 7:30 am. Trouble is, I didn't get up until 7:31. On a more serious note, I've been once a day for all my adult life - then I got a 'problem' which no-one ever wants to suffer - in short, the worst pain imaginable caused by a fissure. Before it was operated on, my body - or my mind - adjusted to the pain by turning me into a 'once every 3 days' crapper because I couldn't handle the agony every day. In the last few weeks before the op, I actually fainted with the pain on more than one occasion. A week after the operation, I was back to a lovely, satisfying once a day again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The best ones are those that somehow disappear up the u-bend before you've had chance to look down. Ah, the legendary 'ghost poo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 The best ones are those that somehow disappear up the u-bend before you've had chance to look down. Perhaps you missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 At my house at christmas, there's always a chocolate log after christmas dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 What a turd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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