Mostyn6 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 The bloke sitting next to me at work, who accompanies me to the staff restaurant daily, and out-eats me without fail, has just told us that he only has 2 poos per week. As someone who visits the traps to drop the kids off about twice a day on average, I find this very confusing. My fragile mind cannot grasp that someone who eats more than me, weighs about 4 stone less than me, is 4 years older than me, has about 12 dumps a week less than me! Which one of us is the freak here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Which one of us is the freak here? You, for asking a bunch of strangers on a football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 You, for asking a bunch of strangers on a football forum. There are no strangers here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 There are no strangers here.... True as that may be, I don't really know you well enough to comment on your situation. I don't know your height or size, your diet, how old you are, what kind of exercise you get...and that's before we get onto the limitations of my biological knowledge. That said, to be fair to you, the question wasn't directed at me specifically, but I thought I would give you an answer which makes you wonder if you've really asked the right question. I do think this fella is having you on though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Kinell the boss'll dump this load of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Did we really need another poo thread? Yes, we always do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Did we really need another poo thread? Yes, we always do. there's already a poo thread? Oh, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Daveo makes most poo threads himself, so he'll love this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 there's already a poo thread? Oh, sorry. They pop up fairly regular! (or plop up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Another **** thread from Mostyn! Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I do recommend eating some fibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Once in the morning, and once after work. You could set your watch with my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Have some gluten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Have some gluten. it would be a train wreck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 it would be a train wreck. But it would give you some variety for your daily routines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 But it would give you some variety for your daily routines. do your farmers have muck spreaders? That'd be me that would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripleyram88 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Does anyone else look forward to a big poo? I like to hold them in for a bit, it makes them so much more satisfying when having one. I like to take my time too. Just let it come out naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Does anyone else look forward to a big poo? I like to hold them in for a bit, it makes them so much more satisfying when having one. I like to take my time too. Just let it come out naturally. not quite, but as I have a long drive home from work, I can feel one bubbling about half-hour before I leave, then by the time I get home, by intestine must be like a cake-icing bag about to be used! I enjoy this, sometimes, I'm catching up on facebook, twitter etc whilst sitting on the crapper, then looking at all the snapchats people have sent me, then my legs go numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts_ram Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 The bloke sitting next to me at work, who accompanies me to the staff restaurant daily, and out-eats me without fail, has just told us that he only has 2 poos per week. As someone who visits the traps to drop the kids off about twice a day on average, I find this very confusing. My fragile mind cannot grasp that someone who eats more than me, weighs about 4 stone less than me, is 4 years older than me, has about 12 dumps a week less than me! Which one of us is the freak here? If you're going to the toilet that many times as a serious suggestion have you considered seeing your GP about irritable bowel syndrome? Unless your diet consists mainly of vindaloos washed down with Senokot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 If you're going to the toilet that many times as a serious suggestion have you considered seeing your GP about irritable bowel syndrome? Unless your diet consists mainly of vindaloos washed down with Senokot Nothing abnormal about 2 a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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