JE90 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Could someone please put the words up for this song? I keep trying to catch the words but all I know is the 'la la la la la' bit. I vaguely remember a bit about his cock? (How terribly uncouth) I've had a look on google and can't see it anywhere, would someone be so kind? xoxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Could someone please put the words up for this song? I keep trying to catch the words but all I know is the 'la la la la la' bit. I vaguely remember a bit about his cock? I've had a look on google and can't see it anywhere, would someone be so kind? xoxo shocking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JE90 Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 Cheeky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I hope it involves "Fatty Berbatov... Derby's number 9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therams69 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Class song! Epic with England away and Rickie Lambert... Here is a video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqECNftmXQE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirmzRam Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I asked about this in the 'new chant' thread... Someone's gotta know it?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirmzRam Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I asked about this in the 'new chant' thread... Someone's gotta know it?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knabby crackers Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Considering his obvious interest I'm busy searching for songs about vermiculture. What is this obsession with songs for players, why can't you be satisfied with.......... "2 - 4 - 6 - 8 who do we appreciate..........D-E-R-B-Y..........DERBY!!!" I'll search through my old 78's and see if i've got Vera Lynn doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramble On Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Why they can't do the original version I don't know. Something like "he wraps his cock around his head and shags a bird until she's dead, Chrissy Martin Derbys number 9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Best version of this song was the Tevez version... "His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez, Tevez He'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez You ugly ****, you Argie cnut They've sewn your head on back to front Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster head..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It's: "Martin's got a massive c*** hurrah hurrah Martin's got a massive c*** hurrah hurrah He wraps his c*** around his leg He sh*gs his Mrs 'til she's dead Chrissie Martin, Derby's number 9" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It's: "Martin's got a massive c*** hurrah hurrah Martin's got a massive c*** hurrah hurrah He wraps his c*** around his leg He sh*gs his Mrs 'til she's dead Chrissie Martin, Derby's number 9" If that's true, it's absolutely *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 But such an obvious choice of chant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormantonRam Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Emergency loan to Sheff Utd, then 500,000- 1,000,000 In Jan would do nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Emergency loan to Sheff Utd, then 500,000- 1,000,000 In Jan would do nicely The chant? Or the man himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormantonRam Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Is Martin hung then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It's weird singing a song about a player and it doesn't involve "there's only one..." Are we sure we want to try different things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Is Martin hung then? I reckon nobody has got a f*cking clue if he is or not, but our tragic song originality meant somebody heard it somewhere else and thought 'Chrissy Martin' fits into that tune. Copying a song about the size of another players cock and fitting it to one of our own players - we've hit rock bottom in the song starting department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Or cock bottom.... Or is that something else entirely?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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