Parsnip

Sunday morning ritual of walking over to chicken lady's house to collect some fresh eggs (honesty box - suckers!), then making a Michelin fry up for me and my black pudding obsessed 2 year old girl.
Simple things innit?

Sunday morning ritual of walking over to chicken lady's house to collect some fresh eggs (honesty box - suckers!), then making a Michelin fry up for me and my black pudding obsessed 2 year old girl.
Simple things innit?

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

I'm on the wagon and I think that's the first time I've had a kebab sober. They're definitely better when pissed.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

All authentic doners should be preceded by eight pints of gassy lager, to give you that real crap feeling.

This is an authentic doner/chicken/steak kebab mix with underfried greasy floppy chips, a crap naan and a chilli & mint jùs.
Washed down with a warm diet coke.
Feel like crap now.

You see, in Hants we're calling that "fusion food"...?

That reminds me of changing out of my swimming trunks after building sand castles.

You read me like a book. 
But of all the films depicting the post war political struggles in Italy through the experiences of a divided family, Mio fratello è figlio unico is the best. 
Chattering classes, innit. 

@Lambchop If I had to guess which film you'd review on this thread, I would've guessed Mio fratello è figlio unico.
Or if not that then some other film depicting the post war political struggles in Italy through the experiences of a divided family.

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?

@Parsnip You got a ?? from @froggg, other opinions on your steak are irrelevant.

Overdone. 

Looks raw to me, All meat should be well cooked and veg and .. well everything in my book.

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?

I'm not normally one to Instagram my food but have I just made myself the most perfectly cooked piece of steak ever or what?