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Sesame chicken, served with mangetout and chilli noodles.

Sprinkled with the compulsory chopped nuts!
To be fair, they bought nothing to the party, should have saved them for dessert.

That's kind of you to say, but @froggg is several league's up the cooking pyramid.
It would be an honour for me to wash his pots!

B4 was right, should have gone to a shop rather than this online rubbish

I don't know where you are, but looking at those tight calf's and bulging thighs, I can guess where you've been... The gym, clearly!
Do you have any similar photo's Dave?  ...It is ok to call you Dave, isn't it?
Let me know if you have any more.  I'll be happy to let you have my mobile number... or perhaps you could pop round and drop them off?
Anyway, chat again soon.
Now, how do I get out of these private messages, and back onto the main forum?

Actually, that's a serious point.  We never worry about you, as we always know where you are by your username! (Although I'm still confused as to whether you are Richard, or actually rich!)
Maybe we should all add our whereabouts to our username, so we can all stop worrying!
Yours,
Muckersatatthekitchentable

Ruby has settled in brilliantly and has been playing with other dogs really well.
About a month ago I decided she would have a friend so took her back to the rescue I got her from to test walk her with some dogs. 
Today we bought Pippa home and they are already best friends.

In my dreams:

Love that kind of food. Stir fry is probably my favourite dish.
@froggg may have some competition for the role of my future personal chef!

I think thats despicable me

Sweet chilli beef with noodles, veggies and sesame seeds.

Garlic Lemon pork, with apple and mustard lentils and cremated Ciabatta!

Herby Sausage Bolognese with spinach, served with homemade garlic and parsley bread.

Blimey, you've aged a bit.

Difficult one, she was obviously a victim of child grooming when she made the decision to go. 
Now she is an young adult, and seemingly shows no remorse over her involvement since, but the fact remains she's a citizen of this country and this country only, so we have no legal right to deny her re-entry.
Obviously she can be tried before the courts for her actions since she's been there, and I wouldn't offer her a helping hand to return, especially if that involved other British subjects putting themselves in harm's way, which seems to be the official line.
If she can make her way into Turkey under her own steam, it's impossible to deny her the right of return, unless they wish to try her under their own laws.

Getting prepared for their Saturday night down in Revolution later.
Was on a second date with a girl, somehow we decided to go to Revs. Think she had girl mates she wanted to me to meet. Anyway, I nip upstairs for a whizz, come back down to find a couple of gym meatheads were surrounding her. I thought ah bugger it, got no chance here, this is awkward. 6 foot plus, with shirts that were two sizes too small. And skinny jeans showing their ballerina legs.
Just as I started making conversation with the "one more rep" men, my date grabbed me and shouted "I'm bored of getting stared at by these tw*ts. Can we get a taxi back to your house?" She kissed me in front of the men and stuck her middle finger up at them. Their faces were a picture. After all their efforts sweating profusely in the gym, being arrogant by trying to take another man's girl for the evening, my skinny pipe arms defeated them.
Even though things never happened long-term between me and the girl, that night gave me a lot of confidence and showed me not to be intimated by baby oil rubbers ?

here is a full list, tick off as many as you can
Fewest points in a season
Fewest away points in a season
Fewest wins in a season
Fewest home wins in a season
Fewest away wins in a season - can only ever be equaled
Most consecutive games without a win - 32!!!!!
Most defeats in a season
Fewest goals scored in a season
Most goals conceded in a season
Worst goal difference in a season - sort of linked to the previous 2
Most goals conceded at home in a season
Fewest goals scored away in a season:
 World's stickiest bogey - sorry I think that's Toxteth O'Grady
 

It was a little cold the other day:

Perfect example of why we need to know what the next unread topic is.

Not my pet.......?
 

In my dreams:

Is that the student method of having a plate full of food? A plate with chips printed on it!

Of course ?

@froggg, if I ever get rich can you please be my personal chef?

Tandoori lamb chops, all washed down with a glass of champagne.

Barry Stanton is spinning in his grave.