StringerBell

People who leave cryptic  cheesed off messages on facebook.
Like 'Someones guna get a slap'. Who? Why?
Or 'so pissed off right now'. About?
Followed by 
'you ok Hun?'
then there's either no response or 'I'll text you'. 
 

You ok hun?

Can you give me their address and phone number please?

Who are your competitors?

As a driver that is really annoying.
As a pedestrian I try and wait for an opening to avoid holding cars up. But then there's been times when I've done that and I'm still waiting 2 minutes later. Then I get a bit autistic and refuse to press it on principle. Then I wait another minute. Then someone else comes (probably rynny), looks at me funny and presses it 

As a driver that is really annoying.
As a pedestrian I try and wait for an opening to avoid holding cars up. But then there's been times when I've done that and I'm still waiting 2 minutes later. Then I get a bit autistic and refuse to press it on principle. Then I wait another minute. Then someone else comes (probably rynny), looks at me funny and presses it 

He's still on the books at Brentford.

"The Lost Legacy follows the excursions of Chloe Frazer and Nadine Ross as they venture across India in search of a mythical treasure known as The Tusk of Gannesh"
 
 

There you go.
Although uncharteds great too 

It's good, but it's no Robot Jox.

No in uncharted 4 you get to play a little bit of crash bandicoot on a PlayStation erm, one. That grey one from the 90's. They're both naughty dog games.
Yeah most games these days aren't really challenging at all. I think Uncharted just wants to be a quick, breezy experience though which I can understand.
On the other hand I can remember being stuck on Broken Sword for absolutely ages because I needed to pick something barely visible up up off the floor. 

And Uncharted 4 is amazing.

You can play crash bandicoot in uncharted 4.

The latest metal gear solid is surprisingly good for letting you crack on and play the game. I say surprisingly because metal gear solid 4 has to have the longest cutscenes ever.

When you go to drink your tea and realise you already drank it.
It just happened 

Exactly! I feel like I'm betraying it while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil. It's time to move on. I'm sure it would have understood.

That happens to me all the time.
It's like a minor bereavement, probably on a par with losing a goldfish. I could go and get another one, but nothing will bring that one back.

When you go to drink your tea and realise you already drank it.
It just happened 

When you go to drink your tea and realise you already drank it.
It just happened 

When you go to drink your tea and realise you already drank it.
It just happened 

Tssssk you ****** that joke up. You're supposed to say "but then on the other hand"

I don't doubt you could score better goals playing together on a team, the runs are just something I've got used, that delay when you're hitting L1 can be frustrating at times but the feeling of beating another human player outweighs all that. 
I don't know why but grabbing a last minute equaliser is sooo much more satisfying when playing some random person as oppose to the computer. 
The anger as well that comes when you're getting absolutely hammered, rage quitting as 3-0 looks better than 4-0. 
The emotions it online games create takes the game on to a different level for me. Without the internet I wouldn't buy many games at all.

Tssssk you ****** that joke up. You're supposed to say "but then on the other hand"

To be fair, your need is greater than mine!

Damn. I got 5.