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AmericanRam

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from IlsonDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society.
    I snapped his hand off.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Van der MoodHoover in Pets   
    ...and to complete the set, we have Charlie the rufty tufty to cat and Amy the 3 month old Boa (with intrepid young niece).


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    AmericanRam reacted to Steve How Hard? in Pets   
    Daisy and Dolly, who are not too happy about their favourite set of drawers being moved.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    My girl and I about to try out new steakhouse

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    My girl and I about to try out new steakhouse

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Sad news from the Nestle factory today.
    A worker was crushed beneath a large box of chocolate that fell 20 feet off some racking on to him. 
     
    He repeatedly called for help, but every time he shouted “The Milky Bars are on me”, his colleagues cheered. 
     
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Chinese takeout $12

    Gas to pick it up $3

    Getting home to discover the ******** have forgot to put one of the containers in...

    Riceless.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Mostyn6 in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    Forgot to post pic of me and my girl on New Years's.Was a great night☺?
     
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Picture where you, and your knee are now.   
    Forgot to post pic of me and my girl on New Years's.Was a great night☺?
     
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    AmericanRam reacted to Ramslad1992 in Pets   
    19 weeks?! That’s not a dog it’s a bear...
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    AmericanRam reacted to Steve How Hard? in Pets   
    Daisy, my sisters Persian Blue kitten.

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Bwash_Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    My baby is making me some chicken livers with collard greens, pinto beans, and some coconut creme pie for dessert?
    She's the best❤
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight   
    My baby is making me some chicken livers with collard greens, pinto beans, and some coconut creme pie for dessert?
    She's the best❤
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in What are you eating tonight   
    My lady is making a meatloaf along with some scalloped potatoes and corn muffins.
    Homemade chocolate pie for dessert.??
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from DarkFruitsRam7 in Gaming   
    RDR2 is awesome, a ton of stuff to do asides from the main story. I've put about 30 hours into it and still long ways from finishing it. Plus online beta is cool so far as well. Well worth  a purchase no doubt. I also highly recommend if you can find it playing Red Dead Revolver.
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    AmericanRam reacted to Ramslad1992 in Pets   
    Rescued Ruby 2 weeks ago and she wouldn’t go anywhere near me... now we are best mates.

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    AmericanRam reacted to Coneheadjohn in Pets   
    16 weeks Friday.

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    AmericanRam reacted to Kinder in Pets   
    Not sure how I’m expected to get my work done...
     

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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Comrade 86 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Bought a dog from the blacksmith yesterday.
    Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door!
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from angieram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
    "Pop," goes the weasel.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from May Contain Nuts in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
    "Pop," goes the weasel.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from MickD in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Went for an interview at a Blacksmith's today
    Blacksmith: 'You any good at shoeing horses?'
    Me: 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off'
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from McRainy in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
    "Pop," goes the weasel.
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    AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
    "Pop," goes the weasel.
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