Wolfie20

Wishful thinking more likely

Left back is now urgent and I would hope that McClaren has already got someone lined up even before todays' injury to Anya.

Left back is now urgent and I would hope that McClaren has already got someone lined up even before todays' injury to Anya.

Shoppers in supermarkets who leave their trolley in the middle of the aisle then wander off looking for something they've missed in a previous aisle. 

Absolutely no way- anyone with a hairdo like his isn't what we need 

Envelopes with so little glue on them that they won't stick down. Pathetic!

Gregg's ?

You have no idea. Really, no idea!!!

Emulsioning a ceiling with the same colour that was there previously and not being able to see the bits I've done. I try and use reflection off the ceiling light but the bloody paint dries so quickly it becomes impossible and some parts get 3 or 4 coats whilst others just the one so it ends up being patchy. 
Any company which comes up with paint that is significantly different in the 'wet' state compared with when it's dried off will get my business, small though that might be.
Yes I know you can get white emulsion which comes out of the tin pink but I'm colour blind so that's not a great help. But the missus isn't colour blind so I can't use, say, a very pale grey and call it white!!!

Emulsioning a ceiling with the same colour that was there previously and not being able to see the bits I've done. I try and use reflection off the ceiling light but the bloody paint dries so quickly it becomes impossible and some parts get 3 or 4 coats whilst others just the one so it ends up being patchy. 
Any company which comes up with paint that is significantly different in the 'wet' state compared with when it's dried off will get my business, small though that might be.
Yes I know you can get white emulsion which comes out of the tin pink but I'm colour blind so that's not a great help. But the missus isn't colour blind so I can't use, say, a very pale grey and call it white!!!

I can believe that contract negotiations are at that 'awkward' stage and could go either way so most of what I've read in the papers would appear to be close to the mark. The issue with some fans linking his below-par performance yesterday to those contract talks is probably more a reflection of their negativity and a willingness to believe the worst rather than give our players the benefit of the doubt.

......and people who say we're going to have some weather! Eh? We've always got weather - not always the same weather but weather nonetheless.

I've noticed that with some of the Sky matches it's difficult to hear what the commentators are saying because the crowd noise is so loud. I would guess it's to generate a better 'atmosphere'. 

......and those who make a big deal of either leaving the forum or returning, as if their coming back or flouncing off really matters to virtually every other poster! It doesn't!

......and those who make a big deal of either leaving the forum or returning, as if their coming back or flouncing off really matters to virtually every other poster! It doesn't!

Idiots who park on blind bends when 30 yards either side would make things so much safer. They deserve to end up with their vehicle resembling a stock car at the end of a long competitive season. Prats!

Idiots who park on blind bends when 30 yards either side would make things so much safer. They deserve to end up with their vehicle resembling a stock car at the end of a long competitive season. Prats!

Idiots who park on blind bends when 30 yards either side would make things so much safer. They deserve to end up with their vehicle resembling a stock car at the end of a long competitive season. Prats!

Yeah - and all my forks are still straight!

Arriving back from holiday and picking the moggy up from the cattery. She hates going away!

Agree with having far stiffer sentences for using mobile phones whilst driving but for it to be effective there needs to get a much greater police presence on the roads - no point if people think there's only a 1 in 10,000 chance of getting caught. Reduce those odds to 1 in 100 and there'd be far more convictions, increased publicity which in itself would further reduce the chances of getting away with using mobiles because, unless you're a complete numpty, you know your day to be caught will come.

Half-wits maybe?

Dog owners who go off to work and are either oblivious to the fact or don't care that their pet spends most of the day barking and howling. No joke if you work nights or retired and at home during the day. I also feel so sorry for the dog.

Sorry if this gripe has already been made. Driving along a dual carriageway and a truck in front pulled out to overtake another lorry then took between 2 and 3 miles to complete the manoeuvre. At that rate he was probably travelling at 1mph faster - idiots like that need ducking in the nearest pond (for a minimum of 10 minutes)

Sorry if this gripe has already been made. Driving along a dual carriageway and a truck in front pulled out to overtake another lorry then took between 2 and 3 miles to complete the manoeuvre. At that rate he was probably travelling at 1mph faster - idiots like that need ducking in the nearest pond (for a minimum of 10 minutes)