Animal is a Ram

Locked until actual source arrives.

Probably needs to sack his agent for letting him sign for Reading in the first instance.

Pizza Paint Car Dealer cup against Fleetwood.

Wheeldon now in on the act - 11-1

Other tidbits from this article, include the aforementioned by @David, Harry Arter has banked £6m since his last game for Forest Omar Richards signed for £8.5m from Bayern Munich, whose medical somehow missed a fractured leg

Cheese? Filth.

Right up until their first we looked in control. Burton offered nothing, with two well-worked goals from us. Collins looks better with another striker occupying another of the central defenders, and while John-Jules didn't have anything more than a solid performance, he certainly didn't do too much wrong. I thought Steele was overly critical of him post-match, he's not found any form yet due to his injuries and how carefully they are managing him, but I've seen enough to be glad he's extended to the end of the season (though it's not been formally announced yet). Then we did not react at all to their changes, and give away two silly goals. Three players marking one man while Seddon marches on and scores, and a really poor moment from Elder to let Hugill clean through. I sympathise with Elder though, he's clearly lacking match fitness, and it showed last night. Thought the midfield was mostly absent again, but I suspect this is down to the way we're playing - we're bypassing them by going wide at any opportunity.

Sheep 2-0 Burton Hopefully the only beers scoring will be in the concourses. FRGS Collins.

Gone on loan to Northampton.

Plus the wider ranging consequences - Forest and Everton are 'only' trying to avoid relegation. In this time, City have won trophies, making any decision made wide open to the type of shenanigans we've seen from The Curly Haired One

I can only have the deepest sympathy for the family and the greatest hope that they don't see that utterly insensitive S*n piece.

Charlton being linked with Ladapo on loan, wonder if we still hold any interest there?

but can he keep the change?

I can't imagine there aren't some chunky add-ons/clauses for that £1m.

Only if you don't like pea mixes. Or Corey Blackett-Taylor.

Ah, you've got me wanting one now. Think I'll be headed to the chippy after work.

A tray of chips with mushy peas on top. See also bean/curry/gravy mix. The best ones have mint sauce on too.

Hoping he'll be motoring in a Derby shirt, rather than giving us need for therapy...

Frees up some space. Shame he was injured so badly, I was reasonably excited by this signing.

He's properly gone off the deep end, I guess he's seeing himself as the last great people's champion. I don't mind railing against crap punditry, but to act as if women pundits have the monopoly on talking nonsense is just wrong. It's fine to have an opinion, but what he's spouting is outright vitriolic and personal, and it's little wonder it's inspiring hateful messages and death threats. I've disagreed with pundits, but to compare Eni Aluko to facist dictators?

Something about great minds and fools.

Even if we sign Hale, still think we need some Pace upfront. One for the olds, that.

Good to see some sensible posts, woven in with all the puns.

*If* we lose him now, it should be for a decent fee, but I would expect that to be unlikely. Utterly deserved.