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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from jono in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Marriage is like a game of cards.
In the beginning all you need is 2 Hearts and 1 Diamond
Pretty soon you wish you had a Club and a Spade
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Angry Ram in Derby County Flags
Strange to see Jacob Rees Mogg amongst the hooligans.
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from IlsonDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from I know nothing in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram reacted to McRamFan in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
True story...
I told my mate that I was a big fan of Beyoncé.
He said, “Whatever floats your boat..."
I said, “No, that’s buoyancy!”
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Chester40 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from GboroRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity
which after tax works out as £500,000
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I have a bit of an irrational hatred for incorrect grammar, so recently paid (a not too cheap!) visit to the shrink. After 55 mins of telling him all about my troubles and woes, he patted me on the head, and said "There, Their, They're"!
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I once had a one night stand at the Helsinki Airport Hotel with an Air-hostess.
The next morning I woke up, rolled over to give her a bit more Stivey-love but she had disappeared into Finnair
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Mucker1884 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I don't think it's particularly appropriate to be making fun of H from Steps, seeing as he's only recently deceased...
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back, when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai. I was the only thing between H and JK
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Wolfie in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back, when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai. I was the only thing between H and JK
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from GboroRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back, when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai. I was the only thing between H and JK
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from Rev in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back, when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai. I was the only thing between H and JK
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Bwash_Ram got a reaction from i-Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I remember doing security at the Brits a few years back, when it all kicked off between Steps and Jamiroquai. I was the only thing between H and JK
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Boycie in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Don’t fall for his tricks iRam.
I’ve never recovered fully from his best tasting blindfolded sausage test.
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Parsnip in What are you eating tonight
I have some important information about fried eggs. You don't need to waste time basting to get the perfect egg. Just make sure they're fresh and crucially - cover the pan!
Then you'll get eggs like this (I made a gif of today's brunch) every time.
You're welcome x
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Bigfella in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I wanted to marry my old English teacher when she came out of prison but I’m told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition
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Bwash_Ram reacted to Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight
I don’t know exactly. It was a sauce that was not Tabasco hot but very peppery..
The fish and shellfish soup was exceptional. Monkfish for main..?