AndyinLiverpool

A much better picture of what? Whether I'm likely to enjoy a game? It seems to me it's only useful for coaching and betting. If you do neither, it gives a picture of nothing. Yet Live broadcasters yum this stuff up, despite the fact that anyone who wants this info can go to their bookie's website.

Certainly not enough attention to get into a tizz when they don't throw the ball back quickly enough / throw it back too quickly (delete as applicable).

Give forgiveness a go. It's worth it.

Slagging off the ballboys. Bravo.

Not scoring more goals in the preceding 86 minutes cost us getting all 3 points

If it triggers the sort of men who beat women, all the better.

Our doorbell doesn't have a name. Except 'doorbell' of course. Should it? I might call it king dong. Or something.

What's 'ring'?

The first name thing is always a bit cringeworthy. To me, it always suggests a lack of critical thinking; an acceptance of the person without question. See also 'Elon' and 'Boris'.

I really enjoyed this. Manages to be both incredibly violent and utterly charming -encapsulated in the character of the older brother - a ruthless killer who is also utterly captivated by baking and daytime soap operas.

My favourite player from that period

Isn't it exactly how VAR is supposed to work?

Couldn't really have gone any better really.

Except that it is an improvement. Bristol City will have Max Bird and we won't. See also Jason Knight.

Henry Newton

Sheffield United making berks of themselves

I like Hinchcliffe

He wouldn't even have to move house

No, you've got it all wrong. Ignore all the good stuff and bitch endlessly about the less good stuff. It's the modern way.

I like Max Bird

The Waghorn stat is skewed by that mad half hour at Peterbrough

He doesn't even know how to fold his arms properly.

Yes

Harry Wilson

It was just resting in his account.