AndyinLiverpool

Our doorbell doesn't have a name. Except 'doorbell' of course. Should it? I might call it king dong. Or something.

What's 'ring'?

The first name thing is always a bit cringeworthy. To me, it always suggests a lack of critical thinking; an acceptance of the person without question. See also 'Elon' and 'Boris'.

I really enjoyed this. Manages to be both incredibly violent and utterly charming -encapsulated in the character of the older brother - a ruthless killer who is also utterly captivated by baking and daytime soap operas.

My favourite player from that period

Isn't it exactly how VAR is supposed to work?

Couldn't really have gone any better really.

Except that it is an improvement. Bristol City will have Max Bird and we won't. See also Jason Knight.

Henry Newton

Sheffield United making berks of themselves

I like Hinchcliffe

He wouldn't even have to move house

No, you've got it all wrong. Ignore all the good stuff and bitch endlessly about the less good stuff. It's the modern way.

I like Max Bird

The Waghorn stat is skewed by that mad half hour at Peterbrough

He doesn't even know how to fold his arms properly.

Yes

Harry Wilson

It was just resting in his account.

Becoming manager of Everton makes a statue at Anfield a difficult sell

two bowlers with 7-fors to win 2 tests on the same day

incredible

These two have both improved their averages. Time for them to go now.

gonna be tight

That must be Michael Johnson