AndyinLiverpool

Almost all the prosecutions were outside the remit of the Crown Prosecution Service. They were brought privately by the Post Office, as it weirdly has the right to do.

And West Indies beat Australia by 8 runs.

brilliant

nice

I have to say, I've only still got this on cause I've paid a tenner. My attention is drifting.

bit of a mess so far

Did he get the anvil from the Acme Corporation?

See you at full time. Unless, of course, we win.

I had to look this one up so won't say anything. I remember the player well but not for us.

That sort of thing ought to happen more often

I've really enjoyed it so far

I think there were a lot of people who thought it was the wrong decision.

Indeed. But not sure what your point is. My reply was to someone saying that the reason young players are not signing in this transfer window is Warne. None of the players you listed fit that particular demographic.

Money is the problem when it comes to attracting players. Have you missed the last couple of years?

There was one especially egregious on where it was rolled 10 yards along the touchline to a marked Mendez-Laing, whist everyoner else waited in the box for the ball that never came.

Our corners have been terrible today

There's not much point in a Mendez Laing that can't run

this crap: 'If there's a touch, it's a penalty.'

it was

Strictly speaking, it wasn't the tallest building all that time. The spire was struck by lightning at one point, which knocked a piece off, making it shorter than the Great Pyramid.

DPD aren't... https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/chatbot-swears-ai-dpd-poem-b2481967.html

Is the company really called Derby County (the Rams) Limited?

I say

With one being a nuclear power...

She's a vicar in the Church of England. The Archbishop of Canterbury was probably looking at that aspect of her life rather than anything else. Besides, given the utter tossers that get these gongs, he might have just assumed she was going to get one anyway.