Mucker1884

You’re in hot water.
The blokes caught you taking a picture of his missus and daughter!?
”I was taking a picture of my knee mate for a football forum, honest!”
Thwack!
 

Does your missus give you a piece of paper with the order on it, just in case?

Just had to pay £30 (almost twice what my ST works out at, per game) for Muckerette to join in the celebrations on Sunday.
If Sunday turns into a catastrophe, I'll be bloody devastated, at that price!   ;-)

I think it's called "Counting the rings"?  

Back at work, and all sorted here now!
Stayed on Chrome throughout > Cleared history/Cache etc. > Got rid of dcfcfans bookmark (kept going to broken page) > Googled dcfcfans as a fresh search > logged back in > All good now > Renew  bookmark.  :-)
Cheers.
 

Not convinced he's the sort to retire.  Wouldn't surprise me if "he's the sort to go whilst stood on the touchline, or at the training ground"... but not for a good while yet, I'd hope.
I'm more than happy to slag him off or laugh at him in the public domain... after all it's our duty, as fans of opposing teams... but deep down, I like him a lot (as I do Mick McCarthy, who comes from a similar mould, imo). 
Football needs characters, and he's certainly that!

Wanted to send a PM for a detailed recipe, but can't find "Uncle Tubby" on the list.  Can anyone help?  

Did you forget to defrost the chips? They’re paler than Will Hughes.

It’s like Catchphrase again, each round a square reveals a bit more of the meal and you hit the buzzer when you can guess what it is

Not convinced he's the sort to retire.  Wouldn't surprise me if "he's the sort to go whilst stood on the touchline, or at the training ground"... but not for a good while yet, I'd hope.
I'm more than happy to slag him off or laugh at him in the public domain... after all it's our duty, as fans of opposing teams... but deep down, I like him a lot (as I do Mick McCarthy, who comes from a similar mould, imo). 
Football needs characters, and he's certainly that!

Not convinced he's the sort to retire.  Wouldn't surprise me if "he's the sort to go whilst stood on the touchline, or at the training ground"... but not for a good while yet, I'd hope.
I'm more than happy to slag him off or laugh at him in the public domain... after all it's our duty, as fans of opposing teams... but deep down, I like him a lot (as I do Mick McCarthy, who comes from a similar mould, imo). 
Football needs characters, and he's certainly that!

I think it's called "Counting the rings"?  

People who pronounce the word pronouncing in such a way as you'd swear they said prouncing!

Touché.

People who pronounce the word pronouncing in such a way as you'd swear they said prouncing!

I think it's called "Counting the rings"?  

I think it's called "Counting the rings"?  

I think it's called "Counting the rings"?  

This is what you want for your collection 

 

Cities and Counties by Bradley Johnson Keeping Fit & Injury Free by Stephen Davies Boring Debuts by Paolo Wanchope Be Loyal, Be Trusted by Gary Rowett He Shoots, He Scores by Bobby Campbell The Life Of A Pocket Rocket by Roger Davies Overcoming Shyness by Robbie Savage Diets That Really Work by Georgi Kinkladze How To Negotiate by Sam Longson Getting On With Your Manager by Tomas Cywka Should I Stay Or Should I Go by Youl Mawene Saving For A Rainy Day by Roy Carroll  

You missed a couple
Male Grooming by Derek Hales How To Apply For A Passport by Esteban Fuertes How To Deal With Flat Feet by Raul Albentosa Brave As A Lion by Gary Teale Dealing With Difficult Fathers by Lee Camp Falling Down by John Robertson Escapology Made Simple by Tyrone Mears How To Make Friends by Billy Davies Spending Wisely by Paul Clement Sat Navs For Beginners by Andre Wisdom Defending For Dummies by Darren Bent How To Be A Good Neighbour by Steven Bywater  

It surprises me that you know so much about school dinners.
Prison food, not such a surprise!  :-)

That is one heck of a pepper mill.  Where can I get me one of those!  

That is one heck of a pepper mill.  Where can I get me one of those!