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For Gods sake, @Steve How Hard?, for once in your life, can you not just show a bit of decorum? It is not a good look ANYWHERE! 🤣

That was my immediate thought. As big a nob'ead as he has been for years, I certainly hope that's not the case.

As things stand... and after what we have had to endure over the past few years... I'd gladly take a decade of that before I even considered yawning/raising my eyebrows/tutting etc.

Shitz! I've been hacked! 😲

Hadn't realised we've still got game(s) in hand. thought we'd used that up. The sooner we swap those for points on the board the better! Hey Pompey... seriously... we really are coming for you! 🐏

You'll probably end up in a house... A very big house, in the country! 😵

Could have been 4 or 5, I'm reading? 🤷‍♂️

To be fair, that Monday game is New Years Day... that's tradition, whatever day of the week it falls. Thursday 21/12 is understandable... everyone out on the pizz Friday evening, busy Sellotaping the turkey to the radiator on the Saturday, and washing their hair on the Sunday (24th) for that evening's choral extravaganza on the village green.

He's gunning for you, He's gunning for you-oo-oo Stay clear of @Eddie, he's gunning for you! 🐏

Seen nowt as yet, but caught a bit of RD, and now read through the matchday thread. Looks like my scrappy 0-1 away win prediction was nob on. ... apart from the scrappy bit... and the score line. Damn these fine figures of goal poaching, second half game commanding, almost world beating professionals! 🐏

Helping (Muckerette) to sell, not buy! 🙄 #27 years of married bliss, they do say!

SALE MUST END BOXING DAY!

very prophetic. Well done sir. 😁

I wish! 🐏 Nothing so exciting, sadly.... No... was out... grabbing what I could from RD in the van (caught the first goal, and the red card), whilst fetching and carrying for Muckerette's Xmas Craft Fair doodah over Duffield way. Just got back to see they've upped it to 3. Hoorah! 🐏 Time for a match thread catch up...

Who in the heck said I was referring to the brow... yeah ok... I was! 🤣 Happy to bow to your better knowledge/memory, and happy to be corrected. I just recalled it to being "Around that time", rather than a specific season, in all honesty. 👍🍻🐏

Interesting on 4:39, there's no pussyfooting around the issue by the ref. He basically tells Orient to shove any claims for a penalty up their arse, whilst simultaneously doing a full on impression of... erm... whoever was Olympic diving champion at that time! Yer just can't go around making those accusations these days! 🤣

No direct memory, although I would have been there. I only know the answer thanks to Google, so I won't spoil it for others... suffice to add a little clue, if I may... I presume there was a certain away kit on show that has often and repeatedly been described as "The worst away football kit in the history of away football kits"! 🤮🤣

Goal 1: Looked clumsy, possibly 2x scuffs... but I concede it's a small screen and not the best angle, so apologies if I'm wrong. 🤷‍♂️ Goal 2: All in it together, dogged determination and calm heads all round. 👏 Goal 3: Any direct hit from a FK gets a thumbs up from me. 👍 Goal 4: Pure class. 🥂 A very short reel, obviously, but it was enough to impress me! Great work, lads. 🐏

That's like telling a red-head that all blondes are well fit, innit. She'll not thank you for it! #Whippet my arse

A title oozing with double-entendre. Not so well hidden hints of male genitalia. Actual tree decs emblazoned with actual four letter words. It's never too early for a good old fashioned wholesome dcfcfans Christmas thread, I say! 😁 🐏 🎅

They will if they throw in a voucher towards qualifying for Wembley tickets! 🤣

"Definitely between 2007 and 2010", suggests Muckerette... and her memory is far more reliable than mine! 😁🐏

"I've actually lost cost"? Just who was compromising who, eh? 👀

Got to have had this little beauty for well over a decade now?

Blimey! I've caught the odd couple of minutes of this stuff on the internet. I had no idea they now do a live tour! What is the world coming to! 😲