Boycie

I’m not rising to your bait! @DayTold me I shunt.

Leaving a customers house in Grimsby after having to suffer his flatulence all day.

Bloody Mushroom! our rivals in order of most hated are Bolton Lesta Notts Forest. Wycombe’s car park. Burton.

Puns aside, I was steaming when I found out the news it was all BS.

He lost all respect from me when it was reported that he was to save the narrow gauge railway at Markeaton Park from being torn up. Now it’s spread around the country from Scarborough to Cornwall! Get out.

Two mistakes made. 1 Butlins. 2 Skegness. (I assume it was Skegness, only scan read it, as I doubt you’d be arsed to drive to Minehead or the other one on the south coast that nobody from up norths ever been too.)

He did well to read his script with those tears in his eyes. Well done Ed, glad you’re back to see us get promoted.

Is Gadsby rich enough? He didn’t step in when it was really required did he?

You cruel beast! He catfished me.

Sigh, we are an entitled bunch aren’t we?

Feck

Is it one of them bombs mixed with dark fruit?

Is it Sunday kick off? Sky’s ruined footie for me.

Half fan! 🤭😅

Don’t be daft. she waited 6 months and got it for a lot less!