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Send in the Clowes ?


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1 hour ago, NC--RAM said:

How about this little dittie, set to a popular tune we all know.

Oh David Clowes is magic

He wears a magic hat

He had a word with Morris 

And said duck off you t***

With club and ground together

The future will be bright

And when we get promoted

We'll sing this song all night.

 

 

 

It's a classic... but I can't help thinking "Morris" had already ducked off by the time DC came on the scene?

Maybe needs a tweak?  

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A rehash of the Collymore song.
 

Ohhhh David Clowes is clearly not a w*****r but he wears a derby hat,

He’ll never be rude to anyone, and his back deserves a pat!

He stepped in to buy the club, when it looked like all was grim,

Now we’re on the march again,  so come on Derby win!

 

(not sure about the first line, but I threw in some red meat for the south stand massive)

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6 minutes ago, Boycie said:

A rehash of the Collymore song.
 

Ohhhh David Clowes is clearly not a w*****r but he wears a derby hat,

He’ll never be rude to anyone, and his back deserves a pat!

He stepped in to buy the club, when it looked like all was grim,

Now we’re on the march again,  so come on Derby win!

 

(not sure about the first line, but I threw in some red meat for the south stand massive)

First line:

Ohhhh David Clowe's a Rams fan, he wears a Derby hat,

 

The rest of it's fine.

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6 minutes ago, Boycie said:

A rehash of the Collymore song.
 

Ohhhh David Clowes is clearly not a w*****r but he wears a derby hat,

He’ll never be rude to anyone, and his back deserves a pat!

He stepped in to buy the club, when it looked like all was grim,

Now we’re on the march again,  so come on Derby win!

 

(not sure about the first line, but I threw in some red meat for the south stand massive)

David Clowes is a pilot, 

He wears a pilots hat, 

When Derby needed saving, 

He said "I fancy that".

 

He bought us out of admin, 

He said he'd do us right, 

He saved us from the fat Yank,

We'll sing his name all night.

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Boycie said:

A rehash of the Collymore song.
 

Ohhhh David Clowes is clearly not a w*****r but he wears a derby hat,

He’ll never be rude to anyone, and his back deserves a pat!

He stepped in to buy the club, when it looked like all was grim,

Now we’re on the march again,  so come on Derby win!

 

(not sure about the first line, but I threw in some red meat for the south stand massive)

Good effort. 

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Oh, David Clowes, our hero,
He wears a hero's crown,
He dragged us out of admin,
Although we'd just gone down.
He leapt up from his North Stand seat,
His throne now in the West.
He'll always be our number one,
Thanks David, you're the best. 

 

 

#familyfriendly
#freefromnegativity
#fullysupportive
#it'llnevercatchon

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On 11/08/2022 at 11:03, Ellafella said:


Can’t believe the South Stand haven’t made this our new anthem yet! Original lyrics:

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air,
Where are the clowns?

Send in the Clowes…

Amended to:

Isn't he rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground*
You in mid-air,** 
Where are the Clowes, 

Send in the Clowes….

* ie Pride Park

** He’s a pilot

The tune: see YouTube link. 

Come on South Stand. Bellow it out ?

Don't worry, they're here. ?

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12 minutes ago, angieram said:

We are the Rams of David Clowes

He saved our club from closing down

Every time you hear this sound

We're saying thanks to David Clowes

To David Clowes.

Angie, I think the colour of the YouTube says it all duck.  We’re getting old.

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