Parsnip Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just watching Dragons Den on catch up and thinking about business ideas that might pay my mortgage after coronavirus has bankrupted me. I'm fairly sure there are a couple of real winners in my head. This one's mainly about the branding but it's a window fitting company called... wait for it... "Julio & Enrique, The Glaziers" Slick as hell that is. No? Ok... I've been thinking a lot about egg yolk and bean juice recently. It's so nice when it mixes and I'm sure there's an opportunity to get that in a can and brand it up as a high protein energy drink. A good hipster name like 'Yolki' should make it cool for the kids. You could have Yolki Bean Juice cans, Yolki Plum Tomato Juice cans... not sure what else mixes well with yolk but that'll be looked into during trials. Just checked and yolki.co.uk is available. I've got loads more in my head but that's enough massive winners that I've given away for free to you budding entrepreneurs today! Anyone else got any kick ass business ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Why the new thread? This belongs here, Shirley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 9 hours ago, Pastinaak said: Just watching Dragons Den on catch up and thinking about business ideas that might pay my mortgage after coronavirus has bankrupted me. I'm fairly sure there are a couple of real winners in my head. This one's mainly about the branding but it's a window fitting company called... wait for it... "Julio & Enrique, The Glaziers" Slick as hell that is. No? Ok... I've been thinking a lot about egg yolk and bean juice recently. It's so nice when it mixes and I'm sure there's an opportunity to get that in a can and brand it up as a high protein energy drink. A good hipster name like 'Yolki' should make it cool for the kids. You could have Yolki Bean Juice cans, Yolki Plum Tomato Juice cans... not sure what else mixes well with yolk but that'll be looked into during trials. Just checked and yolki.co.uk is available. I've got loads more in my head but that's enough massive winners that I've given away for free to you budding entrepreneurs today! Anyone else got any kick ass business ideas? You could add some sausage and bacon as a second product, and sell it as a breakfast in a glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Yo!ki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: You could add some sausage and bacon as a second product, and sell it as a breakfast in a glass. A fry-cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 hours ago, GboroRam said: You could add some sausage and bacon as a second product, and sell it as a breakfast in a glass. 33 minutes ago, Anag Ram said: A fry-cup. How the hell did you get from glass to cup. They aren't even remotely similar! What a mug! The schooner these puns are banned, the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: How the hell did you get from glass to cup. They aren't even remotely similar! What a mug! The schooner these puns are banned, the better! Vegetarians can have a tan-curd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Feel like my years of Runescape trading will come in handy when trying to negotiate for bog roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: How the hell did you get from glass to cup. They aren't even remotely similar! What a mug! The schooner these puns are banned, the better! Omg, thats the worst pun I ever saw sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Baking busniess Were can make different types of pies savory or sweet pies or different type of food and a opation nhs workers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 With @Pastinaak 's past record. He'll end up buying the domain name of Yukki.co.uk instead of Yolki.co.uk. Which wouldn't be the best of names for a producer of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 3 hours ago, B4ev6is said: Baking busniess Were can make different types of pies savory or sweet pies or different type of food and a opation nhs workers. Please tell me you don't have Greek descendants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 No not what I am aware of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Just now, B4ev6is said: No not what I am aware of Oh Thank God for that. You certainly had me worried for a moment there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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