Random stuff that people do that annoy me

[Rev]

3 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said:

What about this?

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/rubbish-obsessed-schoolboy-buys-reallife-bin-lorry-mums-credit-card/story-22367303-detail/story.html

That's not random, it's just an example of a middle-class woman not giving a **** what her oh so funny young precious is doing on her behalf.

Still, it's all part of growing up in the Cotswolds, crazy kids crazy schemes eh?

****

[mozza]

On 8/29/2016 at 12:59, Mostyn6 said:

That's different, imagine hearing that song and then the vocal disappears for a second. Grrrrrrr 

 

must be them cheap headphones ..

[WhiteHorseRam]

On 01/09/2016 at 15:03, Mostyn6 said:

I expect that a few might agree with me here.

 

But what really really annoys me is those people that get all high-horse uppity about football, even having never watched, played or witnessed a game!

You know the types, they prefer caravans to boobs, herbal tea to beer and don't like sunshine.

Pelting them with empty beer cans usually moves them on.

From now on I am going to substitute the word caravans for boobs.

[Sith Happens]

13 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said:

Pelting them with empty beer cans usually moves them on.

From now on I am going to substitute the word caravans for boobs.

great call, i love caravans myself.

[Angry Ram]

People who let their dogs lick their faces... Disgusting....

 

 

[Pearl Ram]

I don't mind my dogs licking their faces, it's their old sphincter I don't like them licking. 

[Muskination]

******* who have their radio on at their desk in the office.

That's alright fuckface, me and those around me don't need to focus and concentrate on our work, and of course, you're too special to use your in ears aren't you.

[Sith Happens]

1 minute ago, Muskination said:

******* who have their radio on at their desk in their office.

That's alright fuckface, me and those around me don't need to focus and concentrate on our work, and of course, you're too special to use your in ears aren't you.

Report them to the PRS and PPL, they need a licence for it if they arent using earphones, and i dare bet they wont have one.

[Tony Le Mesmer]

30 minutes ago, Muskination said:

******* who have their radio on at their desk in the office.

That's alright fuckface, me and those around me don't need to focus and concentrate on our work, and of course, you're too special to use your in ears aren't you.

And those who walk down the street with music blaring out of their 'personal' music thingy. Plus those on public transport or in doctors waiting rooms who also have a 'personal' music thingy with all sorts of bleeps and squeaks blaring out or some rapper on about his bitches or something embarrassing like that. It's YOUR music man which means I don't wanna effin hear it too!! It's never ever decent music either, just gormless techno, inert r and b or the crucifyingly excruciatingly annoying sounds of some wannabe rapper from Worcester trying to sound like he was brought up in the Bronx! Aaaaaggggh!! Although I realise I've just condemned the whole gamut of 3 different musical genres there I make no apologies.

I can deal with a tiny tiny amount of dance music at a push but r and b and rap make me heave.

Calmed down now. Just put on some Shostakovich.

No, not that one. This one are Soviet four piece metallers.

[Muskination]

2 minutes ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

And those who walk down the street with music blaring out of their 'personal' music thingy. Plus those on public transport or in doctors waiting rooms who also have a 'personal' music thingy with all sorts of bleeps and squeaks blaring out or some rapper on about his bitches or something embarrassing like that. It's YOUR music man which means I don't wanna effin hear it too!! It's never ever decent music either, just gormless techno, inert r and b or the crucifyingly excruciatingly annoying sounds of some wannabe rapper from Worcester trying to sound like he was brought up in the Bronx! Aaaaaggggh!! Although I realise I've just condemned the whole gamut of 3 different musical genres there I make no apologies.

I can deal with a tiny tiny amount of dance music at a push but r and b and rap make me heave.

Calmed down now. Just put on some Shostakovich.

No, not that one. This one are Soviet four piece metallers.

I thought it was the guy looking at buying Burton.

[WhiteHorseRam]

11 minutes ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

And those who walk down the street with music blaring out of their 'personal' music thingy. Plus those on public transport or in doctors waiting rooms who also have a 'personal' music thingy with all sorts of bleeps and squeaks blaring out or some rapper on about his bitches or something embarrassing like that. It's YOUR music man which means I don't wanna effin hear it too!! It's never ever decent music either, just gormless techno, inert r and b or the crucifyingly excruciatingly annoying sounds of some wannabe rapper from Worcester trying to sound like he was brought up in the Bronx! Aaaaaggggh!! Although I realise I've just condemned the whole gamut of 3 different musical genres there I make no apologies.

I can deal with a tiny tiny amount of dance music at a push but r and b and rap make me heave.

Calmed down now. Just put on some Shostakovich.

No, not that one. This one are Soviet four piece metallers.

Metaller eh? Your avatar pic brings back memories

[Tony Le Mesmer]

It was a mate of mine who started suggesting to me all these different bands that had been around a while and before my time so to speak. Bands like Bolt Thrower and Slayer and S.O.D (Stormtroopers of Death) and the like and it goes to show that if you are into a certain type of music, whether it's 2 months old or 40 years old, there is still loads yet for you to discover that you didn't know about.

[jono]

1 hour ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

 

Calmed down now. Just put on some Shostakovich.

No, not that one. This one are Soviet four piece metallers.

Sir Thomas Beecham when asked if he had ever conducted any Shostakovich ... Answer "No but I once trod in some"

and to a lady Cellist .. "Madam you have one of gods great instruments between your legs. Please can you do more than just scratch it" 

[jono]

I forgot to say ... Tony that was a very good rant. ! 

My moan for today is people with "food issues" ... We all have the odd thing we don't like or would prefer to avoid but there are literally thousands of ordinary grown up, reasonably educated people who have lists and lists of things they don't like. 

Garlic, chilli, mince, rare meat, random fruits milk, egg yolk or egg white, shell fish, cheese, onions, mushrooms. I mean fussy kids fair enough.. Things are new and strange that's fair enough but these are adult folk who have travelled the world and watch chef programmes half the time. yet they are the ones consuming all the artificial stuff made heaven knows where and containing additives so weird that no one really knows what they are. 

[Tony Le Mesmer]

Know what you mean Jono. I wince when I notice what other people's shopping trolleys contain sometimes. Manufactured, processed, refined, packaged rubbish.

I have to confess I do have food issues but stems from a kid. I didn't eat a single vegetable until I was 20 and now eat just about every one. Don't do cauliflower though.  

Gluten free is another thing that gets on my nerves. I am actually gluten free as I have gluten sensitivity which took ages to find out. I basically lived my life with chronic squirts and had my body's immune response go insane but the ridiculous thing is, if you eat pretty naturally and healthily then that diet should be pretty much gluten free anyway. It's only things that are boxed, packaged and manufactured that are pumped full of the stuff. Fruits, meats, fish, dairy, veg, nuts, seeds, water none have gluten in. (Nuts and seeds though can be contaminated).

It's the people who just buy all this replacement gluten free crap that you have to laugh at. Fair enough, if you like pasta then you can get gluten free pasta but you can buy almost anything nowadays and many folk have just stopped eating crap with gluten in and are now eating more crap but just without gluten. Bread, pretzels, rich tea biscuits, fish fingers, sausage rolls the list is endless. The prices are stupid too. I saw GF tomato sauce, £1.50 a bottle. ALL products now have to be labelled if they have allergens in there so you'll find that ordinary tomato sauce at say 40p a bottle is also gluten free anyway. Pasta sauce the same. Pay £2 for a jar of GF or 70p for a jar of ordinary that is GF anyway.

I don't want to make light of gluten intolerance / sensitivity / coeliac as it's horrendous to live with but sometimes I think folk just don't help themselves.

 

[Phoenix]

Inadequately chilled Chardonnay.

[WhiteHorseRam]

5 hours ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

It was a mate of mine who started suggesting to me all these different bands that had been around a while and before my time so to speak. Bands like Bolt Thrower and Slayer and S.O.D (Stormtroopers of Death) and the like and it goes to show that if you are into a certain type of music, whether it's 2 months old or 40 years old, there is still loads yet for you to discover that you didn't know about.

Now I feel really old

[jono]

7 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said:

Now I feel really old

I am 

[Angry Ram]

New words.. Staycation.. Wtf 

[Tony Le Mesmer]

2 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said:

Now I feel really old

I was going to 'like' that post WHR but that might have looked like I was taking the p*ss so I've left it.

If it's any consolation, i'm approaching oldness I think and rapidly.