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10 minutes ago, sage said:

Did you flirt?

I wished him luck for the game coming up

He said thanks. 

I said I think you could be a real key player

He said he hopes so

I said how come you've come to this Asda? It's a long way from Norwich

He left

I say that's 1-0 to me

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25 minutes ago, Alpha said:

I wished him luck for the game coming up

He said thanks. 

I said I think you could be a real key player

He said he hopes so

I said how come you've come to this Asda? It's a long way from Norwich

He left

I say that's 1-0 to me

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Olsson plays for West Brom. Fool. 

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26 minutes ago, Alpha said:

I wished him luck for the game coming up

He said thanks. 

I said I think you could be a real key player

He said he hopes so

I said how come you've come to this Asda? It's a long way from Norwich

He left

I say that's 1-0 to me

If that's you flirting, it's great news that you're already married.

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Just now, Alpha said:

In Sweden they have a saying.

It goes "tack så mycket. det gör inget"

Which roughly translates as "Just call them all Olsson and be done with it"

I prefer the Norwegian saying 'ahl flagen ufen, kalkan uncher dophel'

Which means 'is Asda really in Spondon, I thought that was still Chadd'

 

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3 minutes ago, Alpha said:

In Sweden they have a saying.

It goes "tack så mycket. det gör inget"

Which roughly translates as "Just call them all Olsson and be done with it"

Surely the word Olsson would be in the original Swedish sentence?

Not calling bullshit, but it's whiffy. Very whiffy.

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 Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ? See the loveli lakes The wonderful telephone system And mani interesting furry animals Including the majestic moose A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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7 minutes ago, eddie said:

 Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ? See the loveli lakes The wonderful telephone system And mani interesting furry animals Including the majestic moose A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

I've seen those films!  What your sister can do with moose antlers made my eyes water.  Just a shame she didn't manage it while wearing the Derby third choice kit, would have been cinemaographic history...

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