Grandmaster flash meddling Mel and the furiou 5( Martin, Ince, Johnson, bent Baird)

[Rams1884]

The message

broken dreams everywhere

people pissed off in the ground

we feel they just don't care

we can't take the loss

we can't take the draws

wasted all the money on dross

I guess we got no choice

rats in the dressing room

stabbings in the back

jokers with their Derby ways

and their baseball ground hats

we try to play the way

but we never get far

cos the man from candy crush 

wants to try and meddle so far

Dont push Mel cos he's close to the edge

he trying not to lose his wedge

its like a jungle sometime

it makes me wonder

how we keep from going under

 

[Guest]

Oh

[Leicester Ram]

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

[LazloW]

Blimey. This is quite sad. Not the bad poetry/rap (whatever its supposed to be) but the message of despair.  We are fifth in a competitive league, invested lots and potential to invest a lot more, some very good players and the potential to play very very well indeed and have many good kids coming through the ranks.  I actually think there's quite a lot to be optimistic about in the long run.  We are hardly 'going under' - many clubs would kill to be in our position. Think we need to lighten up a bit.   

I don't think not going up this year warrants this level of retrospection. 'Broken dreams'? Give me a break. It's football.

[LazloW]

... or, on reading it again, is it supposed to be ironic? If its supposed to be ironic, I'll let you off...

[Rams1884]

2 minutes ago, LazloW said:

... or, on reading it again, is it supposed to be ironic? If its supposed to be ironic, I'll let you off...

Well done. You got there in the end!! I have just tweaked the lyrics from the original song-The Message released in 1982 by Grand master Flash and the furious 5 to give it a humorous twist given our current circumstances 

[Ewe Ram]

There's so much sarcasm, irony and attempt at puns and dry wit on this forum lately all posts need a tag to make clear - ironic, sarcastic, serious. 

[RadioactiveWaste]

Guns don't kill people,rappers do.

[Leicester Ram]

4 hours ago, Leicester Ram said:

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Fun fact: my favourite ever lyric is from Ice Cube's rendition

'You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Big d*cks in your ass is bad for your health'

[Phoenix]

Have you tried Sertraline?

[RiddingsRam]

Bit pointless really ! 

[LesterRam]

Samaritans 116 123 (UK)

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, LesterRam said:

Samaritans 116 123 (UK)

Is that the formation they recommended when you rang them? 

[LesterRam]

22 minutes ago, G STAR RAM said:

Is that the formation they recommended when you rang them? 

yes they advised on one up front and a holding midfielder at all costs.

[ramit]

Reading the title i thought shoot, has it come out that Mel is a 33'rd degree Mason or something and he put a satanic spell on Martin, Ince, Johnson, Bent and for some bizarre reason Baird as well.

[deano180]

Can you write something to 'Pass the dutchie' because we constantly do.

[DEL]

9 hours ago, Rams1884 said:

The message

broken dreams everywhere

people pissed off in the ground

we feel they just don't care

we can't take the loss

we can't take the draws

wasted all the money on dross

I guess we got no choice

rats in the dressing room

stabbings in the back

jokers with their Derby ways

and their baseball ground hats

we try to play the way

but we never get far

cos the man from candy crush 

wants to try and meddle so far

Dont push Mel cos he's close to the edge

he trying not to lose his wedge

its like a jungle sometime

it makes me wonder

how we keep from going under

 

What?

[bigbadbob]

7 hours ago, Derby_EnglandLoyal said:

What?

He said

THE MESSAGE

BROKEN DREAMS EVERYWHWRE

PEOPLE PISSED OFF IN THE GROUND

WE FEEL THEY JUST DON'T CARE

WE CANT TAKE THE LOSS

WE CAN'T TAKE THE DRAWS

WASTED ALL THE MONEY ON DROSS

I GUESS WE GOT NO CHOICE

RATS IN THE DRESSING ROOM

STABBINGS IN THE BACK

JOKERS WITH THEIR DERBY WAYS

AND THEIR BASEBALL GROUND HATS

WE TRY TO PLAY THE WAY

BUT WE NEVER GET FAR

COS THE MAN FROM CANDY CRUSH

WANTS TO TRY AND MEDDLE SO FAR

DON'T PUSH MEL COS HE'S CLOSE TO THE EDGE

HE'S TRYING NOT TO LOSE HIS WEDGE

ITS LIKE A JUNGLE SOMETIME

IT MAKES ME WONDER

HOW WE KEEP FROM GOING UNDER

[ck-]

On 2 March 2016 at 08:12, Ewe Ram said:

There's so much sarcasm, irony and attempt at puns and dry wit on this forum lately all posts need a tag to make clear - ironic, sarcastic, serious. 

Sorry, just to be clear - which was yours? :-)

[Ewe Ram]

1 hour ago, ck- said:

Sorry, just to be clear - which was yours? :-)

New category: hormonal