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On 12 November 2015 at 14:16, Ewe Ram said:

Me: cooking and looking fabulous. 

If you get the second bit right....i mean really really right.....then you needn't even bother with the first bit.

 

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I'll tell you the answer. It's 2.

2 nights since the 21st of December. And I'm out of order. 

One of which nights she was asleep on the sofa. 

She wasn't aware the answer was 2 in her crazed spit firing rant and even confronted with the truth in facts she still refused to back down.

I should play when she's not here. But if I've got time to play in the day I should be doing the housework. So when can I play? May as well get rid.

If gay sex didn't hurt as much as I think it would I would seriously consider changing which team I bat for.

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2 hours ago, Daveo said:

I'll tell you the answer. It's 2.

2 nights since the 21st of December. And I'm out of order. 

One of which nights she was asleep on the sofa. 

She wasn't aware the answer was 2 in her crazed spit firing rant and even confronted with the truth in facts she still refused to back down.

I should play when she's not here. But if I've got time to play in the day I should be doing the housework. So when can I play? May as well get rid.

If gay sex didn't hurt as much as I think it would I would seriously consider changing which team I bat for.

Play during the day? I thought you were supposed to be working during the day? :) 

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3 hours ago, Daveo said:

I'll tell you the answer. It's 2.

2 nights since the 21st of December. And I'm out of order. 

One of which nights she was asleep on the sofa. 

She wasn't aware the answer was 2 in her crazed spit firing rant and even confronted with the truth in facts she still refused to back down.

I should play when she's not here. But if I've got time to play in the day I should be doing the housework. So when can I play? May as well get rid.

If gay sex didn't hurt as much as I think it would I would seriously consider changing which team I bat for.

Thought you told me that you could knock it because you'd tried it?

watch him deny it

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4 hours ago, Daveo said:

I'll tell you the answer. It's 2.

2 nights since the 21st of December. And I'm out of order. 

One of which nights she was asleep on the sofa. 

She wasn't aware the answer was 2 in her crazed spit firing rant and even confronted with the truth in facts she still refused to back down.

I should play when she's not here. But if I've got time to play in the day I should be doing the housework. So when can I play? May as well get rid.

If gay sex didn't hurt as much as I think it would I would seriously consider changing which team I bat for.

Man up and tell her to shut her gob and play it as often as you want.

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7 hours ago, Daveo said:

I'll tell you the answer. It's 2.

2 nights since the 21st of December. And I'm out of order. 

One of which nights she was asleep on the sofa. 

She wasn't aware the answer was 2 in her crazed spit firing rant and even confronted with the truth in facts she still refused to back down.

I should play when she's not here. But if I've got time to play in the day I should be doing the housework. So when can I play? May as well get rid.

If gay sex didn't hurt as much as I think it would I would seriously consider changing which team I bat for.

Cant argue with that really - oh er...just read the rest of the thread - carry on.

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8 hours ago, Daveo said:

I'll tell you the answer. It's 2.

2 nights since the 21st of December. And I'm out of order. 

One of which nights she was asleep on the sofa. 

She wasn't aware the answer was 2 in her crazed spit firing rant and even confronted with the truth in facts she still refused to back down.

I should play when she's not here. But if I've got time to play in the day I should be doing the housework. So when can I play? May as well get rid.

If gay sex didn't hurt as much as I think it would I would seriously consider changing which team I bat for.

If my missus can handle it up the wrong 'in, so can you. Go for it, imagine the PlayStation fun

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