King Kevin Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 To understand this story I have to start off by saying for the age of 62 I have a good head of hair albeit the wrong colour these days.Anyway me and my mate were in the process of buying burgers from the burger bar at the back of the station.I had purchased mine and was leaning on a lamp post [there is a song somewhere] enjoying the said burger.A group of Leeds fans came out of the station running towards me shouting and swearing ,one in particular covered in tattoos shouting something incomprehensible made straight for me. I thought here we go.Not being one to back down even at my advancing years I said "what did you say " to which he replied " you ain't going bald any time soon are you mate".He then proceeded to head off towards the Ipro with his mates singing and shouting profanities .In all my 57 years of going to the match it has to go down as one of the most bizarre experiences . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 It was probably the first time they had ever encountered anyone of our age who wasn't wearing a flat cap, so he naturally assumed that hair is non-existent amongst the more mature fraternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 To understand this story I have to start off by saying for the age of 62 I have a good head of hair albeit the wrong colour these days.Anyway me and my mate were in the process of buying burgers from the burger bar at the back of the station.I had purchased mine and was leaning on a lamp post [there is a song somewhere] enjoying the said burger.A group of Leeds fans came out of the station running towards me shouting and swearing ,one in particular covered in tattoos shouting something incomprehensible made straight for me. I thought here we go.Not being one to back down even at my advancing years I said "what did you say " to which he replied " you ain't going bald any time soon are you mate".He then proceeded to head off towards the Ipro with his mates singing and shouting profanities .In all my 57 years of going to the match it has to go down as one of the most bizarre experiences . this post is head and shoulders above the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Did your whippet/ferret/racing pigeon scare him off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Are you saying you have hair like the professor off Back To The Future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 As I was coming out of the car park queue ready to hit the road away from Pride Park, a car with Leeds fans pulled up in front of us. I waited a few seconds wondering what the hell I was going to do, distracted by this pondering I looked him right in the eye and noticed he was waving something at me. His hand, he was letting me join the traffic. I couldn't believe it, not a single new scratch on my car and we were off to the Exeter Arms in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Ironies eh? Broken myths? For all the hatred we have for Leeds, everywhere I've ever worked had at least one dirties fan,and to a man, they've all been game for Banter. All been brilliant blokes. And all taken it on the chin when I've handed out grief. All given as good as they get. It's only football to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Maybe he was a Barnet fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Are you saying you have hair like the professor off Back To The Future?I have - except for none on top.One point twennyone jiggerwatts.See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Did you give him tips about your roots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Did you give him tips about your roots? Try this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Try this... Roos, bloody Roos anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemark Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Are they the bald facts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I quite like the idea of having a hooligan group that runs around complimenting people.very post-modern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I quite like the idea of having a hooligan group that runs around complimenting people.very post-modern.Come and have a comb if you think you're hard enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglorius Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 To understand this story I have to start off by saying for the age of 62 I have a good head of hair albeit the wrong colour these days.Anyway me and my mate were in the process of buying burgers from the burger bar at the back of the station.I had purchased mine and was leaning on a lamp post [there is a song somewhere] enjoying the said burger.A group of Leeds fans came out of the station running towards me shouting and swearing ,one in particular covered in tattoos shouting something incomprehensible made straight for me. I thought here we go.Not being one to back down even at my advancing years I said "what did you say " to which he replied " you ain't going bald any time soon are you mate".He then proceeded to head off towards the Ipro with his mates singing and shouting profanities .In all my 57 years of going to the match it has to go down as one of the most bizarre experiences . Maybe it was Vidal Sassoon or Trevor Sorbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Sounds like you had a nasty brush with the hooligan. At least the story ended with you parting on good terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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