SuperRams!!! Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 We have had some good ones this season, Kris Commons made him self doubt for a Champions League match after a wardrobe door fell on him (there's already a thread for that one), Enner Valenca dropped a mug on his foot, putting him out of a match. In 2010 Jermome Boatang injured him self via a drinks trolley. In 1996 Ivan Bonetti got injured as he's coach got annoyed with him and threw chicken at him. It fractured his right cheekbone (I'm not joking, that happened). Anyone else like to add to my list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ram Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Jake buxton hurt his back after over exerting himself when throwing a cup of coffe at his manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Mac hit Buxton back twice on chin and knocked him to the ground, mac gave him an extra dig whilst he was struggling which then damaged Bucko's ankle hence why no show last season...ITK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Bobby Saxton ran himself over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Lee Hodges slipped on a bar of soap in the shower and tore his groin.Should have picked it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmuss88 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Vassell attempted to drain a blood blister on his toe with a drill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Santiago Canizares missed a World Cup after dropping deodorant or aftershave (can't remember which) on his foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 This is Paulo Diogo. He caught his wedding ring as he jumped over perimeter fencing whilst celebrating a goal and ripped part of his finger off. He was booked for excessive time wasting by the referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 I remember the Argentina goalie in the 1990 world cup being described as having "nearly lost a finger which caught on a nail in the crossbar".Looked it up - it was Pumpido, incident happened in 1989 at Real Betis. Similar to Diogo but with no picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Didn't David James or someone pull their back reaching for the TV remote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1977 Ram Raider Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 This is Paulo Diogo. He caught his wedding ring as he jumped over perimeter fencing whilst celebrating a goal and ripped part of his finger off. He was booked for excessive time wasting by the referee. One word photoshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 One word photoshop That's not photoshop it was all over the news, he played the rest of his career missing half that finger (it was later amputated below the joint). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Still not the worst injury though, Busst 1000000000% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Was it Babayaro who broke his leg celebrating his goal in his first Chelsea game (pre-season)? Didn't make his debut until a year later or something like that? While doing a backwards somersault if I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Was it Babayaro who broke his leg celebrating his goal in his first Chelsea game (pre-season)? Didn't make his debut until a year later or something like that? While doing a backwards somersault if I recall.There was an Indian semi professional player who killed himself attempting a backflip after scoring a five yard tap in. Peter Biaksangzuala. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRam Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 There was an Indian semi professional player who killed himself attempting a backflip after scoring a five yard tap in. Peter Biaksangzuala.Darwinism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicME85 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Plenty here - http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/feature/111502/top-20-dumbbizarre-football-injuries.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 What was the Mart Poom one?:"we must give Mart Poom a special mention. Poom once seriously injured his ‘gentleman vegetables’ in a charity match for Derby against an Iron Maiden XI. To this day, no one knows how." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyHudson Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 What was the Mart Poom one?:"we must give Mart Poom a special mention. Poom once seriously injured his ‘gentleman vegetables’ in a charity match for Derby against an Iron Maiden XI. To this day, no one knows how."Found this (no mention of his vegetables though)...http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/d/derby_county/817112.stmMonday, 3 July, 2000, 10:14 GMTPoom rocked by MaidenDerby County goalkeeper Mart Poom was concussed in a friendly match against rock group Iron Maiden before their Tallinn concert on Sunday.Estonian international Poom was taken to hospital for treatment following a penalty box collision.A statement from the club for whom he was playing, Flora Amateurs, said Poom had not sustained any fracture to his skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Alex Ferguson pulled a muscle in his ar*e while giving a team talk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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