Cardifframs Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I know. I lie awake at night still, thinking about the consequences. It's the slippery slope - one day I might get a parking ticket. Could quite easily have gone from picking the soap up from the train floor,to retrieving it from shower block c,at winson green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Fawaz is a dustman, He wears a w ankers hat, He stood in front of a We Hate Derby Flag, He clearly is a t wat, He drives a stolen chav van, To restore our Forest hate, But when he parked at Derby, He lost his number plates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Could quite easily have gone from picking the soap up from the train floor,to retrieving it from shower block c,at winson green Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 INGREDIENTS 2 packages (20 sheets) graham crackers 11 tablespoons (1 3/8 sticks) unsalted butter, melted 2 tablespoons sugar 2 8-ounce packages cream cheese, room temperature 1 14-ounce can (1 1/4 cups) sweetened condensed milk 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon vanilla extract DIRECTIONS Put graham crackers in a large resealable plastic bag, and crush them with a rolling pin until very fine crumbs form. Pour crumbs into a medium bowl; stir in sugar. Add butter, and stir until well combined. Press the crumb mixture into a 9-inch springform pan, spreading it 1 1/2 to 2 inches up the side; press flat. Chill crust in freezer at least 10 minutes. Meanwhile, make the filling: Using an electric mixer set at medium-high speed, beat the cream cheese in a large bowl until smooth. Beat in the condensed milk a little at a time, scraping the sides of the bowl as necessary. Beat in the lemon juice and vanilla. WATCH: How to Juice Citrus Pour the filling into the crust; smooth the top with a rubber spatula. Cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate until firm, 2 1/2 to 3 hours. Unclasp sides of pan, and remove cheesecake. Doesn't rhyme, idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Could quite easily have gone from picking the soap up from the train floor,to retrieving it from shower block c,at winson green Indeed. Gives a whole new meaning to the words "get in there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Does fawaz know how to make cheesecake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Oh,Fawaz is a chairman He's from an Arab state He went to Derby Forest And left without his plates He saw them up on eBay For quite a hefty fee He said oh god cor blimey They're worth more than the trees I'd best get out my wallet I'm really in the mire The dirty rotten ba5tards Have slashed me bloody tyres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
61GT Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The plates are on ebay now.. Seller is some geezer from Uttoxeter.. Hmmmm Here you go, for anyone wanting to put a bid in: - LOLhttp://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=191479056509 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It said on the news article the plates were discarded close to the ground, and were reattached to the car when they were found? Someone is lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The eBay ones aren't the ones off the mini bus. For that would be silly, as he's selling the rights to use them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Look at this on eBay:http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=191479056509 FAWAZ CAR NUMBER PLATE Fawwaaz Fawas Waz Faz Fawz ON DVLA RETENTION & FEES PAID Worth more than the van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Oh,Fawaz is a chairman He's from an Arab state He went to Derby Forest And left without his plates He saw them up on eBay For quite a hefty fee He said oh god cor blimey They're worth more than the trees I'd best get out my wallet I'm really in the mire The dirty rotten ba5tards Have slashed me bloody tyres You know, the grown up in me is saying flatly that this is no laughing matter! But the kid in me is laughing at these lyrics. Soz Fawaz but that is funny teeheehee. Now grow up you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I'm all against the prats who embarrassed us on saturday,it's just a bit of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Oh,Fawaz is a chairman He's from an Arab state He went to Derby Forest And left without his plates He saw them up on eBay For quite a hefty fee He said oh god cor blimey They're worth more than the trees I'd best get out my wallet I'm really in the mire The dirty rotten ba5tards Have slashed me bloody tyres Still no w_ankers hat.. Integral to this little ditty. Must try harder., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 This was put up in reply to the original one that i nicked and put on facebook. Fawaz is a w****r He owns a w***y teamHe said he'd bring them greatnessBut that was just a dreamHe hired a t**t called PsychoAnd they went down the panThen when he came to do DerbyWe did his f*****g Van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I like that one. Got to say it's better than anything Coldplay have ever written Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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