Day Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Say you was given the choice of how you was going to die, what would it be.... Heart attack in bed with Cheryl Cole, on the toilet with deadly diarrhoea after eating a Eddie chilli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Painlessly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Drowning always a good way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 In my sleep, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 1, 2014 Author Share Posted November 1, 2014 I'm loving the creativity here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 When you're in your 70's, it's not a joke subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 This will be interesting If i was terminally ill i have always wanted to take my own life by falling as high up as possible, This will do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 In my own bed, holding my wife's hand, in a nicely chilled room. Preferably not for another 80 years or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Doing what I love............. Crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Those who aren't saying 'shagged to death' - you're fooling no one by the way..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Shagged to death would be nice obviously. We must all hope to die painlessly in our sleep too. Unfortunately, statistically, neither of those are likely to happen. Mrs I-Ram and I are agreed that we hope to both get to our early 80's of generally sound body and mind, and if we stay that way, and together, then that would be lovely. If body and mind is not being so kind to us, well then a Thelma and Louise car jump off Beachy Head would be a fantastically exciting way to go. Jack ourselves up with the 'shitoftheday' and a nice glass of Sherry, turn the CD player up loud with a song of mutual choice - perhaps Vera Lynn and "we'll meet again" - slam the accelerator and bullet the blue sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Shagged to death would be nice obviously. We must all hope to die painlessly in our sleep too. That would be the worst shag ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 While in sleep having a nice dream at 72. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Aged 80, at Wembley, massive heart attack, after seeing Derby County's captain lift the FA Cup following a last gasp winner scored by Bobby Zamora's youngest son against Notts Forest, yeah, die laughing, that'll do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Skydiving and my parachute doesn't open;hey at least I will have a great view. And in my sleep also I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 While in sleep having a nice dream at 72. Hang on m a t e, I'm older than that already! Never wish your life away. And all this stuff about jumping in front of a car, it's not foolproof, witness my stepson who has been (for 4 1/2 years), is, and always will be, virtually like a cabbage. Be careful what you wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Hang on m a t e, I'm older than that already! Never wish your life away. And all this stuff about jumping in front of a car, it's not foolproof, witness my stepson who has been (for 4 1/2 years), is, and always will be, virtually like a cabbage. Be careful what you wish for. I'm not saying that 72 is the age for people to die. But for me it is high time to end this if not sooner. In 25 years I won't have any friends, family or relatives alive and I won't be in peak conditon either. And I must admit that I've had a good life already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 1, 2014 Author Share Posted November 1, 2014 In 25 years I won't have any friends You don't have any now!! Don't give up tho, still got plenty of time to find some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Doing what I love............. Crack I've always thought if I'm dying in pain, I'd smoke opiates. Especially after seeing my nan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Not bothered how I die.... I do however wished to be stuffed and put on display Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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