-JW- Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 You've got the spelling ability of one. Rapists are actually good spellers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Spalding Ram Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Just put Sammon in as FGS in eddies prediction league. .................for those that say he's a waste of money, dire first touch, headless chicken, worst Derby forward ever etc, etc, etc you obviously never saw Derek Hales! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 I will worship him like others do about Bucko if he manages to dink one off his a s s in injury time against Forest to beat them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Rapists are actually good spellers. Citation needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Rapists are actually good spellers. You should have chucked a spelling error in there. Covered your tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfb Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Rapists are actually good spellers. No mistakes there, should we be suspicious, suspishus ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Well they need to be good at spelling when they start their online grooming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 A quick look at wikipaedio confirms 66% of spelling bee winners are later convicted of rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 On a side note if Sammon ever decides to retire from football,he could have a great career as a before model for hair-transplant surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 He'll be an Ipswich hero at the end of the season, because thats football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TringRam Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 As the Aldi advert says - I like this salmon and I like this salmon. But I don't like that Sammon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Well they need to be good at spelling when they start their online grooming. eezzeetigger said 'SWAG' in the gump thread yesterday, and claimed that he 'had love for the streets'. Should we suspicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyPride Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 His best use is probably in the event of a floodlight failure. Give him a Maglite and he'll aim it at his bonce and (after 3 failed efforts) you could get enough light to land a 747. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 As the Aldi advert says - I like this salmon and I like this salmon. But I don't like that Sammon. Quite simply brilliant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertRam Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Strong, quick, puts the fear of god into deffences, and scores when everyone is resigned to drawing or losing, he pops up with something unusual and we get points. But give him an empty goal and he'll miss 3/5. His biggest attribute is the panic he causes, allowing other team mates to capitalise - a bit like a bull in a china shop. He is not as bad as some make out thou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryfromBath Posted August 15, 2014 Author Share Posted August 15, 2014 Thank you for the many insightful and hilarious responses. You won't be surprised to know that the news story on TWTDs front page is running at 98 comments and counting, and he hasn't even kicked for us in anger. Most people have completely forgotten that we have a game at the Madejski tomorrow. My sense is that he is a web masters dream. One dark thought has occurred. We have had a history of playing memorable and occasionally epic games in the recent past. I hope for your sake that he has been barred from playing against his parent club (mind you, someone on here said that he should be compelled to play) because we all know what will happen. Nah, what am I thinking? Good luck for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Ermm.....he was great when they all went down the chip shop on an episode of Rams In Focus, then again I think the fish he was trying to fry ate all his chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannable Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 The Chelsea game showed us his true calling, proffesional wrestling. Cahill on one arm, Luiz on the other, out muscling the both of them and then performing some sort of WWE finishing move, leaving them both on their arses. Can ya smell what the fish is cooking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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