StockholmRam Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Ok..... 2 Finns, 2 Norweigans and 2 Swedes stranded in a life boat for months and months after their ship sank. Eventually after many months they drift onto an island inhabited by wildlife and vegetation. The two Finns say " we are really good hunters, we will go out and catch something" The two Norweigans say " thats great, we are pretty good cooks so we will knock up something pretty good from what you catch. The two Swedes? They are still waiting to be introduced to each other.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Hadn't actually heard that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Ok..... 2 Finns, 2 Norweigans and 2 Swedes stranded in a life boat for months and months after their ship sank. Eventually after many months they drift onto an island inhabited by wildlife and vegetation. The two Finns say " we are really good hunters, we will go out and catch something" The two Norweigans say " thats great, we are pretty good cooks so we will knock up something pretty good from what you catch. The two Swedes? They are still waiting to be introduced to each other....we can understand this with Sissy. Very shy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 we can understand this with Sissy. Very shy. You read me like a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Not a book really. More of a ream of printer paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 You can tell if a Finn is an extrovert. When talking to you they will stare at your feet instead of their own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 what has any of this nonsense got to do with Becchio!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 what has any of this nonsense got to do with Becchio!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! He's Finnished? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 what has any of this nonsense got to do with Becchio!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! Are you not entertained? Have we not entertained you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Are you not entertained? Have we not entertained you? I wrongly assumed my awesome sense of humour crossed all divides, but evidently, Scandinavian humour totally bypasses me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I wrongly assumed my awesome sense of humour crossed all divides, but evidently, Scandinavian humour totally bypasses me! Snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StockholmRam Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Scandinavian humour is an Oxymoron if ever I saw one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Scandinavian humour is an Oxymoron if ever I saw one... Wouldn't that be Mooseymoron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Wouldn't that be Mooseymoron? Nah. He plays in midfield for florist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Nah. He plays in midfield for florist. Nah, they have more than one moron in Nottingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DcFc Dyycheee Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 says we want him here - http://news.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/football/championship/mcclaren-looks-to-premier-league-striker-to-help-derby-hopes_185082.html 'Ladbrokes news'.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Wouldn't bet on it now we have Bamford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Peduck Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 says we want him here - http://news.ladbrokes.com/en-gb/football/championship/mcclaren-looks-to-premier-league-striker-to-help-derby-hopes_185082.html 'Ladbrokes news'.. As Arthur Cox used to say ,this is "pure journalistic speculation". It doesn't actually say that we want him and it's full of "could". The syllables "boll" and "ocks" spring to mind here. Mr. Scott, prepare thread lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 If we're talking permanent transfer then the wages we'd end up spending on him would be better spent elsewhere. If it's a loan, then it would depend on how much Norwich were contributing towards his wages, it would have to be the majority of it. Nothing wrong with having extra cover in the squad, especially for the strikers, but he wouldn't get in the first team, and likely wouldn't make the bench without someone being injured. And for that privilege he'd want more than we'd be prepared to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 The interesting thing about that article is that we're odds of 7/4 to get promoted, on a Ladbrokes site. I'd say we're evens - either we will or we won't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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